Good job world, we’ve officially hit rock bottom
If you’re still obsessed with Candy Crush but kinda wish it was a bit less repetitive, this could be your big chance to shake things up. A clone of the gaming sensation, called Booty Crush, dropped yesterday on the App store, and it’s proving once and for all that God has stopped caring.
The game operates off of the same basic principles as its predecessor. Whereas the old game had you line up a sequence of three matching candies, your new task is to match three pictures of the same kind of ass. If your matching skills hold up, you’ll find that the old fanfare of “Sweet!” has been replaced with motivational lines like “Juicy!” and “Dat Ass!”
I bet you’re wondering who or what is responsible for this? Well, according to Mandatory, this game was made by Quentin Lechemia, who also created the adult-photo version of Instagram known as UpLust.
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