Breakfast Tweets: Graham Elliot Finds World’s Largest Uni Roll

Catalina Island Marine Institute / handout / Reuters

These = coolest fish in the sea!18-foot oarfish carcass found off Catalina a 'once-in-a-lifetime' find http://t.co/kFVqzHLBUP

— GRAHAM ELLIOT (@grahamelliot) October 16, 2013

Duff, you narishkayt:

Silly Jews… pic.twitter.com/sKlAVj1aEC

— Duff Goldman (@Duff_Goldman) October 16, 2013

The terrifying shades of red…the terror.

That month U see on yer calendar, riddled w/red inked obligations, screaming toward U like light on a freight train in a dark tunnel. That.

— Matthew Jennings (@matthewjennings) October 16, 2013

Needs more 12-year-old white girl:

.@chefdiesel @HelenCho me & @THEKIDMERO making a video called white food. Ima kick strollers & throw haricot verts at MILFs in greene grape

— Eddie Huang (@MrEddieHuang) October 15, 2013

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