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End Of Days? 100,000 Fish Die Suddenly In Arkansas After 5,000 Dead Birds Are Found

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The town of Beebe, Arkansas suffered an eerie occurrence on New Year’s Eve last weekend: over 5,000 lifeless bird tragically fell from the sky. Impossibly, things appear to have gotten stranger in rural Arkansas as reports have surfaced of over 100,000 drum fish suddenly dying off roughly 100 miles west of the massive bird die-off.

As was reported earlier, an AP interview with an expert affiliated with the state’s Livestock and Poultry Commission suggested that the birds may have died as a result of “lightning or high-altitude hail.” Another possibility for the bird die-off? New Year’s Eve fireworks may have startled the birds so severely, that they died from stress.

But neither of these reasons would account for the massive fish die-off. According to the Associated Press report:

An Arkansas Game and Fish Commission spokesman says dead drum fish now cover a 20-mile section of the Arkansas River near Ozark.

Seven teams from the state agency visited the affected portion of the river Friday. Commission spokesman Keith Stephens says an official estimate of how many fish have died is expected on Monday, but he tells the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette that the number is likely in the hundreds of thousands.

The commission determined the fish died in the river from a dam near Ozark to a bridge along State Highway 109 near Clarksville.

Stephens says some of the live drum fish were sick and will be sent to a lab at the University of Arkansas-Pine Bluff for testing.

Drum fish are bottom feeders that eat other fish and insects.

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  • Fox News: Serving the Freeper community since 1996

    The answer can be ONLY be found in science and reason. Not religious hocus pocus bullshit

  • timzank

    Fox News: Serving the Freeper community since 1996 said:
    The answer can be ONLY be found in science and reason. Not religious hocus pocus bullshit

    What? You didn’t blame Bush?

  • TangledThorns

    timzank said:
    What? You didn’t blame Bush?

    ZIng, good one!

  • BatBoy

    Fox News: Serving the Freeper community since 1996 said:
    Not hocus pocus bullshit

    Can this be a New Year’s Resolution we see from you?

  • Fox News: Serving the Freeper community since 1996

    TangledThorns said:
    ZIng, good one!

    Jokes are only good the first 100 times they are used.

  • Judge Mental

    These events demonstrate that there are far too many fish and birds who can’t afford health care.

  • Harry Flashman

    Fireworks killed those fish, just like that government “expert” said about the birds.

    They swam under a fireworks display and it stressed them out so much that they just up and died.

    Can I be a government expert now?

  • D Right One

    There are many things in this world that cannot be explained by science or reason. Could have been poison, fireworks, pollution, or some other man-made reason. But, it also could be explained in biblical functionings as well.

  • notsofast

    Fox News: Serving the Freeper community since 1996 said:
    Jokes are only good the first 100 times they are used.

    That’s odd. You are a joke that has been used over a thousand times and your comments are still a riot!

  • notsofast

    New Year’s Eve fireworks may have startled the birds so severely, that they died from stress. ”

    Yes, of course! Obviously- it’s written all over this.

  • Thelonious Funk

    Once again, it’s best to go with our gut feeling. That way we can all be experts.

  • Liberty Back For More

    If it was pollution, regarding the fish, it would have killed other bottom feeding species such as some carp and catfish.

  • timzank

    My guess is they were all democrat fish and they finally heard the results of Nov 2, it was a mass suicide.

  • Harry Flashman

    Timzank:

    Heh. Well done.

  • hanniballa

    Must be global warming, this couldn’t be contaminated water or anything else, has to be global warming. My selection bias tells me so.

  • CosmosDan

    Pretty bizarre, especially the two so close together.

    There was an incident on the coast of Maine years ago where a school of Tuna chased a massive school of smaller fish into a cove. The smaller fish quickly used up the available oxygen abd died by the thousands creating a massic stink fest in a small MAine tourist town. It will be interesting to see the outcome of the investigation in thesetwo incidents.

  • writer

    Fox News: I Love The Sound Of My Own Voice wants to make it clear that he does not like religion. I believe this is his first such post.

  • Thelonious Funk

    God hates freshwater drum.

  • ImNotBlue

    “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”

  • Helix

    Lightning strikes the water everyday and kills hundreds of thousands of fish everyday. Happens all the time, along with fireworks killing birds every 4th of July.
    Will someone in the Arkansas Fish & Game Dept. please hurry up and test the water that the gov’t experts are drinking? It seems to cause brain damage in humans along with killing fish and birds…..

  • Helix

    On the bright side, this is really good news for Arkansas cats! Hope the virus and poison theories are wrong of course….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Gregory-Backus/615261184 James Gregory Backus

    timzank said:
    What? You didn’t blame Bush?

    Go ahead – get rid of the EPA, go back to leaches and burning witches Republican’ts. Dumbarses on parade.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Gregory-Backus/615261184 James Gregory Backus

    timzank said:
    My guess is they were all democrat fish and they finally heard the results of Nov 2, it was a mass suicide.

    Again, when you consult and echo witch doctors and cults for information – you get Republicans.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Gregory-Backus/615261184 James Gregory Backus

    hanniballa said:
    Must be global warming, this couldn’t be contaminated water or anything else, has to be global warming. My selection bias tells me so.

    Wow the home schooled sect (aka Jesus Camp Crew) are exhibiting their idiocy here. Did “food-chain” ever come up in those home school indoctrinations? I doubt it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Gregory-Backus/615261184 James Gregory Backus

    D Right One said:
    There are many things in this world that cannot be explained by science or reason. Could have been poison, fireworks, pollution, or some other man-made reason. But, it also could be explained in biblical functionings as well.

    They had a program on the History Channel for you over the holidays on “Cults”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Gregory-Backus/615261184 James Gregory Backus

    Helix said:
    Lightning strikes the water everyday and kills hundreds of thousands of fish everyday. Happens all the time, along with fireworks killing birds every 4th of July.
    Will someone in the Arkansas Fish & Game Dept. please hurry up and test the water that the gov’t experts are drinking? It seems to cause brain damage in humans along with killing fish and birds…..

    Who needs regulations? The chemical plants up river had NOTHING to do with it. Their waste just evaporates. LOL. I say this because of course, the morons that believe that a waste or chemical company wouldn’t do such a thing – should have witnessed “60 Minutes” last night on Glaxico and their prescription drugs. If they can get away with something they will – and that’s why Republicorp wants more “deregulations/government” – so that they can.

  • http://none pyrope

    Liberty Back For More said:
    it would have killed other bottom feeding species

    Alrighty then Mr. Smartypants, why hasn’t their been a massive die off of liberals, commies, socialists, fascists, progressives, entitlement scum, and criminal aliens? I guess that just shoots your theory full of holes, doesn’t it?

  • http://none pyrope

    Seriously folks, this is a HUGE coincidence.

  • Newsjunky

    Uhhh… wouldn’t there be burn marks on the birds if they were hit by lightning?

  • Quite the Pundint

    The fish heard about the bird deaths and immediately succumbed to grief.

  • Socialist

    Liberty Back For More said:
    If it was pollution, regarding the fish, it would have killed other bottom feeding species such as some carp and catfish.

    probably a virus..

  • disgusted

    Did you ask ANY of the EX-guv(s)?

  • timcajun

    This is a warning from the lord, that the slide of hand preacher shouldn’t run for pres.!

  • http://www.libertarianism.com/ Jack Burns

    Somebody probably threw a case of Energy saving light bulbs into the river…

    http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/cfl.asp

  • Helix

    James Gregory Backus said:
    Who needs regulations? The chemical plants up river had NOTHING to do with it. Their waste just evaporates. LOL. I say this because of course, the morons that believe that a waste or chemical company wouldn’t do such a thing – should have witnessed “60 Minutes” last night on Glaxico and their prescription drugs. If they can get away with something they will – and that’s why Republicorp wants more “deregulations/government” – so that they can.

    Most chemical waste isn’t going to kill the drum fish and leave the bass and catfish unaffected. If you check the local news (http://www.todaysthv.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=136401&provider=top )you can find the details… Most responsible companies, and those with enough brains to make chemicals, will realize that dumping waste directly into a waterway, will 100% result in someone noticing, getting caught, and a huge fine, along with jail time. It’s not worth the risk for even someone like Dick Cheney. Chemical waste can be traced if there is a reason to, and there usually is a small list of suspects.
    Not that there aren’t evil companies, there are, but they are rare and not likely to be the cause of the fish death this time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kim-Barker/693546751 A Kim Bo

    Even the birds and fish fear John Boehner’s leadership.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kim-Barker/693546751 A Kim Bo

    Liberty Back For More said:
    If it was pollution, regarding the fish, it would have killed other bottom feeding species such as some carp and catfish.

    And a few lower species of Republicans.

  • Just4thefax

    Fact: Kim Barker barks and barks but has no point of facts!

  • D REX

    Rush Shitbaugh and Fawn Hannity will find a way to blame Obama for this…. and the funny thing? the idiots that believe the garbage coming out of these 2 will go right along with the reasoning. LOLOLOLOLOL

  • gottosay

    OPPORTUNITY CAME WHEN THE VOTES WERE JUST NOT RIGHT IN FLORIDA AND THEN PLACE A QUESTIONABLE PERSON IN OFFICE THAT REALLY DID NOT WANT THE JOB IN THE FIRST…THEN ALLOW THE DARK KNIGHT OF EVIL CHENEY TO FUC-EEE UP THE NATION WITH STUPID GREEDY AND OTHER FORMS OF LOW LIFE EXPRESSIONS…YEAH…ITS BUSH FAULT …NOW I SAID AND WHAT THEN BACK AT YOU…ALL THAT NASTY BEING EXPRESSED AROUND THE NATION HAS COME TO BACK AND IS KICKING THIS NATION UP THE COLON

  • kidforchrist
  • beavoux

    Screw the birds, Brianna is HOT!!

  • vaughanradde@rocketmail.com

    You know what Fox! Who are you to say that this has nothing to do with religion! Even if it didn’t, why would you say that, just because you have different views on things. That doesn’t mean you go and insult! When all the religion believing people are in heaven and you are burning in Hell, then tell me what your view are!

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