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F*ck Christmas! Writer Curates Worst Twitter Complaints About Christmas Gifts

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One of the first things we learn about Christmas as children, way before we learn where those gifts come from, is how to react when we get a bad one. However, even with that being the case and the nation facing difficult economic times, there are still people who feel the need to complain on Twitter that their stupid parents got them the black iPad when they wanted the white iPad. Don’t believe me? Well, you don’t have to look any further than the Twitter account of Jon Hendren for proof. Hendren, a writer for Something Awful who somehow managed to nab the amazing Twitter handle @Fart, has spent the past few hours compiling and retweeting some of the most obnoxious Christmas gift complaints on the entire Twittersphere and they are…illuminating.

RELATED: Jimmy Kimmel Persuaded Parents To Prank Their Kids With Bad Christmas Gifts In The Cruelest, Funniest Joke Ever

The whole list is like the popular First World Problems meme only without any hint of any self awareness. It’s all pretty depressing. Seriously, just take a look:



Yikes. Lets hope Hendren never finds this lady’s Twitter account.

Anyway, you can read the rest of the Tweets at Hendren’s page here. Be warned though, it may make you want to leave society and live in the woods somewhere.

(h/t Mike Monteiro)

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  • Anonymous

    The true meaning of Christmas in America. It’s amazing so many Teabaggers know how to use Twitter.

  • Keith Luckenbach

    The REAL problem is that all these people will grow up to be Republicans. 

  • Anonymous

    Hey, tef_LON_don…maybe I’ll let you have a peek at the three iPads I got for my two kids and my wife. All these people who Twitted their anger are ‘Momma’s Basement’ Leftist Occupiers who feel like their whole life is one big ‘Guv-Mint Entitlement Program.’

  • Anonymous

    Maybe so, but they’re whining Leftists right now.

  • http://www.sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

    It’s obvious Keith and Knut didn’t bother checking out any of the people tweeting those ridiculous messages…

  • Anonymous

    There are spoiled entitled teenagers that are left and there are spoiled entitled teenagers that are right. You’re not making a very solid or funny point.

  • Anonymous

    “Aiming to get more tweets then my uglayyy sister natalie, im going to do it all tonight aswelll ahahahaahahh give me lick ! Xxx.”
    Sounds like she’s really deeply devoted to politics.

  • Anonymous

    If these folks celebrated Christmas in it’s TRUE sense….The birth of Christ….they would be more concerned about giving than receiving and be content in what they already have.
    These are just self-absorbed….unhappy-with-everything non-believers who will live in their pathetic world until they let the Lord in.

  • miljanamandich

    These tweets are ALL from moronic entitled liberals,FYI,moron

  • miljanamandich

    You are kidding,right? Like OWS,who think they are entitled to support from cradle to grave?I would bet my house all those tweets are from Obama voters.

  • SouthernYankee

    Yes, my goodness celebrating the birth of christ on christmas..oh wait christ wasn’t born on christmas.  Now these people showed they don’t even no the spirit of christmas.  I would put that in my little calendar and make sure next year their will be no gift at all.  Then they would have a reason to hate their parents.

  • miljanamandich

    I would have given Tebow dolls to all of them,and a kick in the derriere

  • Anonymous

    Amazing how even this subject was turned into a political issue. The real problem is the media and their coverage of self-absorbed rich people and those trying to keep up with the Joneses who seem to focus on only material things. I mentioned keeping up with the Joneses (I guess Kardashians now) because there are some rich folks whose homes are going into forclosure. We are bombarded with too many reality shows which are not reality for the majority. Since these shows seem to be here to stay, it’s time for parents to bombard their children’s mind with the message (at an early age) that nice, the ”new wave” material things don’t make a person better than the other. Society is deteriorating and the quest for the finer things in life is a big contributor. It seems to be true that “the love of money is the root of all evil.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nancy-Gee/689493217 Nancy Gee

    Would the (African American) riots over the purchase of the new Air Jordan shoes be considered “keeping up with the Joneses” or liberal Democratic entitlement?  Or both?

  • http://www.facebook.com/lewis.reagan Lewis Reagan

    Nope . . . bunch of teabaggers

  • Anonymous

    I guess I should have referenced people of another color in parenthesis since by your response you took offense with the one I gave. I wasn’t trying to single out a certain color of people with the Kardashian reference. People in each race seem to do stupid things (camp out and maul each other) for those shoes and other old and new wave products. I’m not black, my username says what I think about politics. Still amazed how someone  still managed to inject something of politics in this subject. Liberal democratic entitlement, really?

  • http://www.facebook.com/bruce.kennedy3 Bruce Kennedy

    Sorry moron, these are clearly spoilded rich Conservatives. I guess the rich are having a harder time than I thought, they can’t even afford “white Iphones”. No wonder we need to lower the taxes on the rich and increase the taxes on the middle and lower classes. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/tonykoch1 Tony Koch

    it is sad how fricken entitled we have become as  nation….  with all the OWS people saying WANT WANT WANT and the president actually playing class warefare and spurring people to hate others because they have more than they do ….   we are truly a screwed up country

  • Anonymous

    sorry, Lewis. Most conservatives have good manners, don’t whine like liberals do, and certainly don’t rape/murder/pillage/trash places, and act like spoiled brats like the OWS jerks. Good grief, what Obamabots those idiots are. So there…..

  • Anonymous

    no, Republicans/conservatives generally have good manners and don’t talk like street trash.

  • Anonymous

    absolutely right. 

  • Anonymous

    It’s called “liberalism”
    Self-centered slobs.

  • http://twitter.com/Darr247 Darr Darr

    Yeah, but don’t touch those socialist ponzi-scheme/medicare benefits like Newtie collects.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZYED3MGJUYZQRTBOITNQMO2KH4 Taylorr…

    woah…
    unbelievable!
    you know, some kids don’t even have christmas! much less ipods or ipads!
    at least you got something! i mean what the freak?
    you all should be ashamed….
    the true meaning of christmas isnt about what you didnt get!
    seriously!
    im sure a small poor ophan would have wanted even the littlest thing!
    but all of you people are ungrateful little (bleeeeep)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RS4AA76IEU43JECFZX35BGTFFA 10 year VietNam Vet

    It’s time to teach the children the real meaning of Christmas isn’t it?

  • Anonymous

    OH MY GOD! the writer was right, this makes me not want to be a part of society anymore. What’s even scarier is that one day our generation will be relying upon this whining generation to run our country.

  • http://twitter.com/bloomingpsycho Blooming Psycho

    I hope they all end up living in a slum without even a working toilet to pee in. What a bunch of entitled little pukes. 
    I am scratching my head about how this post got politicized. I wouldn’t even hazard a guess at whether these snots come from conservative or liberal families. Probably a little of both. There is no party line on being an entitled cretin.

  • http://www.linkedin.com/in/reginawalton Regina W.

    Oh good Lord, please let some of these be just people looking to stir things up.  If not, wow.  What an entitled bunch of brats and jerks.

  • Anonymous

    Ungreatful those tweets were not going into politics or political as some did. Should know what the true meaning of christmas than themselfs. 

  • Anonymous

    So many of these comments–presumably made by adults–are as bratty as the children are behaving about NOT GETTING WHAT THEY WANTED for Christmas. wah wah wah Is their behavior really such a mystery as to it’s origin? Yep, society has sure as hell lost it’s values and guess whose doing the teaching!

  • Randall Leu

    1. you obviously don’t watch the debates
    2. OWS consisted of both liberals and conservatives
    3. you obviously don’t know what a liberal is or what a conservative is
    4. you are obviously incompetent and shouldn’t be posting on the internet to spread your ignorance and blatant stupidity.  Its an insult to the American Society the fact that someone with the intelligence of your caliber was born and raised in this country

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