Glenn Beck Interviews ‘Al And Tipper Gore’ About National Enquirer Masseuse Story

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by Frances Martel | 8:07 pm, June 24th, 2010

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After the bizarre National Enquirer story claiming Al Gore got inappropriately frisky with a masseuse in 2006 hit the mainstream, it wasn’t hard to imagine what the former Vice President and his wife, Tipper, felt about the headlines. Or at least it wasn’t hard to imagine for Glenn Beck and his radio team, who got an “exclusive” interview with the Gores (as portrayed by his on-air sidekicks Pat Gray and Stu Burguiere).

While Beck asked “Al Gore” several questions about the scandal, it appeared that he only wanted to talk about climate change, explaining the masseuse scandal as “the global warming just became overwhelming as I was receiving a massage.” “Tipper,” on the other hand, added to this image with some of the more romantic memories of her marriage, like when “we would go out and he would just talk to me for hours and gaze deep in my eyes and tell me about the dangers of multi-passenger vehicles.” It goes on for a while like this, with Beck faking skepticism that he is actually talking to “Tipper” and getting global warming jokes in return. And the entire performance ends with a Haiku: “Get your hands off me. Why do you touch my buttox? Mother Earth cries rape.”

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Al Gore, Glenn Beck, haikus, National Enquirer, Talk Radio, Tipper Gore

MichelleF

Pat’s Al Gore impression is absolutely hilarious!! Almost as good as his Arlen Specter.
Ted

MichelleG – I can understand how the morning zoo humor would appeal to someone like yourself. I mean, I can imagine that life in the double wide is only illuminated by this type of trailer trash humor. Don’t misunderstand, I am not being critical, I am just saying that I understand how those with fewer chromosomes than normal might this morning zoo bit, funny. Apparently you do.

PS – isn’t it about time for you to cut and paste something…anything?
C0nstant

ted when did you give up f*cking barnyard animals?
MichelleF

Ted, If I actually cared what you thought, they might hurt. Now run along back to the asylum!
notsofast

Al Gore is now Al Whore!
Big_F-ing_Deal

ur kiddin rite?

This is what passes as comedy for the right wing dolts?

Thank God we have Stewart and Colbert. You idiots can keep Beck and Redeye.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Terry-Canaan/666670819 Terry Canaan

I thought Beck called himself a clown. Aren’t clowns supposed to be funny?
notsofast

Your face is, Terry!

I’ve seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
Ted

michelleH – ” If I actually cared what you thought, they might hurt.”

Is this trailer park-ese? I think you have a Big Gulp and a bag of Cheetos that have your name on it!!
valkyrie101

For Beck, this is regression. All that is missing is the cocaine.
lanquihue

That was funny stuff! I see the typical thin skinned progressive douchebags have a problem with it, which makes it even better. :)
Ninja

Yippee,

Tea-Bagee Ted is back at it again making no sense at all. Tea-Bagee Ted how is that mushroom stamp on your forehead?
notsofast

ted, the home called and your bed is ready!
notsofast

valkyrie101 says:
June 24, 2010 at 9:53 pm valkyrie101(Quote)
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For Beck, this is regression. All that is missing is the cocaine.”

Wrong! It was barry who snorted the coke. Please get you substance abusers correct!
mproust

Wow, Ted is finally all that he deserves.
valkyrie101

notsofast,
Beck covered them all during his shock jock days. The thing is, Glenn repented and now he is a good Christian man who hop nobs with the Vatican. Cynically making fun of a couple that has not made it, in a matrimonial sense, is not something that such a man should be doing.
tiredofbs

Hahaha..
I see the Liberal nerves are very touchy.. yet another one of their Icons
Mr.’CRAZED SEX POODLE’ Gore AKA Mr.Stone has a stained pair of slacks to splain..

Hmmm, also how quaint: Paper had story 2 years ago, ‘chose not to publish’…
Imagine if a paper had a story just like it naming Dick Cheney
or anyone not Democrat… Hypocrites,liars & pervs AKA Dem’s

Someone asked for some “Cut and Paste?”
LOLAl Gore A “Crazed Sex Poodle?” – June 24, 2010

Jun 24, 2010 … JUNE 24–In a bizarre statement to police, the Oregon woman
who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session …
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/…/0624101gore1.html – 13 hours ago
lanquihue

Oh please… being a “good Christian” doesn’t mean you have to check your sense of humor at the door, and it’s not as though Mr. & Mrs. Love Story didn’t set themselves up.
notsofast

Valk- BHO admitted he snorted- give it up lib shill!
tiredofbs

Quote:”The thing is, Glenn repented and now he is a good Christian man who hop nobs with the Vatican”

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How sweet that some are worried about his (GlennBeck ) penance..
If you really care that much , maybe you can leave your number
so he can come to confession
notsofast

Valk- barry smoked pot and coke- Is he a good Christian?
notsofast

Valk Is Al a good Christian? Is Bill Clinton? Is John Edwards a good Christian?
Thomas G Williams

Always faking a lie, what else is Beck good for, well maybe the day ball collector at the driving range.
Thomas G Williams

BTW: Al was fair game BUT HIS WIFE WAS NOT guess Beck-toad broke that YOU LEAVE PEOPLES FAMILIES ALONE RULE…….. AGAIN.
funny-farm.net

Thomas G Willams says:

Who cares!!! My Horse thinks the same with me. He- is a black Stallion thorough bred. We met online at FUNNY-FARM.net a nice and free place for singles- to interact with SHEEP – GOATS -WILD BOARS and brown CHICKENS !!!!!!!Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends. !!!!!
shootfromthehip

Beck is a liar and a bore.

And for the record, he DID do tons of blow back in his morning radio days. Not that I care, except some comments above seem to be unaware that he did.

Read all about Beck’s douche days (which really never ended) here:

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2009/09/21/glenn_beck
valkyrie101

Sure, not so fast, Beck has every right to make fun of the Gores, and he is indeed a professional at that. Back when he was a shock jock he was making fun of woman that had miscarriages. My point was that for Beck to engage in that now, as a man who claims to be chatting with God on a regular basis, represents regression for him, .
valkyrie101

.. well, unless God is a cynical bastard.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephen-Hogan/179500970 Stephen Hogan

notsofast said:
Valk- BHO admitted he snorted- give it up lib shill!

Yeah, and so did Beck. What’s your point?
dtcomposer

Wow, I have been reading the comments on here for a few days now. I think that some of you guys are so blinded by ideology that you can’t even admit when something is funny! Does everything have to be decided by politics? I can admit that Colbert and Stewart are very funny even when I disagree with what they are saying. If you can’t admit that Pat’s Al Gore character is at least moderately amusing, then you are an ideologue.

Also, it may be asking too much judging by what I have read, but is it possible to actually have real discussions based in facts, and not hyperbolic insults? Ok, have at me now…
lanquihue

Thomas G Williams: “Al was fair game BUT HIS WIFE WAS NOT guess Beck-toad broke that YOU LEAVE PEOPLES FAMILIES ALONE RULE…….. AGAIN.”

Why not? She seemed happy enough to ride the “Love Story” bandwagon, which has been proven false so many times, and she had to have known that, but played along with the lie anyway.
C0nstant

thomas g williams ive been making fun of tipper since the bitch wanted to put warning labels on albums. go screw yourself.