This 9/11 Instagram by Lindsay Lohan Has Nothing to Do with 9/11

 

Actress Lindsay Lohan decided, like others before her, to share her Sept. 11 remembrances on social media. Unfortunately, two major problems plagued her Instagram post:

  1. She posted it on Sept. 13, two days after the date she was trying to share memories of.
  2. It doesn’t actually have all that much to do with Sept. 11, 2001.

So what is the post about instead? I’m not entirely sure, because it transitions from a brief “I love you NYC” chorus to hashtags about Michael Jackson, God, Allah, PeTA, TMZ, Harvey WeinsteinOprah Winfrey and just about every other topic Lohan could think of at the time of the posting.

Here is a full transcript of Lohan’s Nobel-worthy scrawl:

They always come back. I love you NYC 💋they always come back. I love you NYC 💋 #godblesstheworld #michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend. For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you. (Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don’t have @peta commercials / you just kill deer….with this being said, I’m a girl with a reputation mislead… Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed 🔺to stand tough. Black or white – in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ @Eonline @HarveylevinTMZ & #harveyweinstein ..couldn’t and wouldn’t even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California. If helping others is a passion, talk to angelina jolie… If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep …at the end of the day- republican or democrats —- BE HERE NOW @oprah and live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It’s boring… 🙏 #UnitedNations

And here is the post itself, complete with the totally Sept. 11-appropriate image she decided to incorporate from the night’s festivities.

they always come back. I love you NYC 💋they always come back. I love you NYC 💋 #godblesstheworld #michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend. For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you. (Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don’t have @peta commercials / you just kill deer….with this being said, I’m a girl with a reputation mislead… Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed 🔺to stand tough. Black or white – in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ @Eonline @HarveylevinTMZ & #harveyweinstein ..couldn’t and wouldn’t even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California. If helping others is a passion, talk to angelina jolie… If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep …at the end of the day- republican or democrats — BE HERE NOW @oprah and live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It’s boring… 🙏 #UnitedNations

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on

You see, Lohan wasn’t even in New York City at the time. Instead, she was partying in London with friends, as evidenced by subsequent posts (and their geo tags) here, here and here.

#NeverForget

[h/t Gossip CopJezebel]
[Image via Instagram]

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