Possible Revelations from Levi Johnston’s Vanity Fair Article
Gawker is reporting that Levi Johnston has penned an article entitled “Me and Sarah Palin” for the forthcoming October issue of Vanity Fair. And while it’s not difficult to guess what will be discussed in the piece, what other revelations should we expect from the book? Mediaite has a few guesses.
The apparent path to an elusive Vanity Fair cover byline is now clear: impregnate the daughter of Alaska Governor months before she’s named Vice Presidential candidate. Oh, and this also will get you “quality time” with Kathy Griffin and the glowing attention of the media-savvy gay community. But what other thoughts and admissions of Levi Johnston can we expect to see in his piece? Here are our predictions:
- John McCain had a weird “old man” smell when he met him on the tarmac.
- Plans to go to Hollywood – maybe work out a little and become an American Gladiator.
- Knows deep down inside that Kathy Griffin totally “gets” him.
- Never understood why Sergei Rachmaninoff wasn’t considered part of the Russian Five.
- Would do just about anything for the right amount of money.
- The “first dude” Todd Palin is such a tight-ass. Seriously, that dude can bite him.
- Loves the “Loaded Biscuit n’ Gravy Bowl” from the Hardee’s breakfast menu.
- The media is totally stupid for covering me.
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