Possible Revelations from Levi Johnston’s Vanity Fair Article

by Colby Hall | 1:37 pm, August 31st, 2009

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levi-johnston Gawker is reporting that Levi Johnston has penned an article entitled “Me and Sarah Palin” for the forthcoming October issue of Vanity Fair. And while it’s not difficult to guess what will be discussed in the piece, what other revelations should we expect from the book? Mediaite has a few guesses.

The apparent path to an elusive Vanity Fair cover byline is now clear: impregnate the daughter of Alaska Governor months before she’s named Vice Presidential candidate. Oh, and this also will get you “quality time” with Kathy Griffin and the glowing attention of the media-savvy gay community. But what other thoughts and admissions of Levi Johnston can we expect to see in his piece? Here are our predictions:

John McCain had a weird “old man” smell when he met him on the tarmac.

Plans to go to Hollywood – maybe work out a little and become an American Gladiator.

Knows deep down inside that Kathy Griffin totally “gets” him.

Never understood why Sergei Rachmaninoff wasn’t considered part of the Russian Five.

Would do just about anything for the right amount of money.

The “first dude” Todd Palin is such a tight-ass. Seriously, that dude can bite him.

Loves the “Loaded Biscuit n’ Gravy Bowl” from the Hardee’s breakfast menu.

The media is totally stupid for covering me.

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http://www.facebook.com/people/Phil-Wrighthouse/13729330 Phil Wrighthouse

Some more:

Yeah, I hated that her name was Briston too.

It’s a snowmobile, Todd. Snow machines make snow, you gooberhead.

I’m developing a line of clothing for underage fathers with that guy from Ed Hardy. (Or, is his name Ed Hardy? I get so confused. My brain hurts. HOCKEY!)
http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Jones/1384303476 Chris Jones

Yeah, like we’re supposed to believe he wrote an article. It’s obvious to everyone except Levi that the media is using him for the express purpose of damaging Sarah Palin — not because anyone gives a rat’s ass what he has to say.

I think Pat Buchanan had it right when he said, “I think First Dude up there in Alaska, Todd Palin, ought to take Levi down to the creek and hold his head underwater until the thrashing stops.”