Christopher Chaney, the 35 year-old Jacksonville resident who was arrested on Wednesday for hacking into the accounts of Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, and Mila Kunis, has been kind enough to spill his guts to WAWS in Jacksonville, meaning everyone writing about him no longer has to remember to put “allegedly” from in front of his crimes.

Saturday Night Live brings us the exhausting news that Charlie Sheen has been given his own talk show! His bandleader is Christina Aguilera, fitting since the singer has been having her own banner week after being arrested for public intoxication. Among Charlie’s other “warlock” guests were fellow winners John Galliano, Muammar Gaddafi and Lindsay Lohan. [...]

Remember how Us Weekly‘s website published a story about Sarah Palin trashing Christina Aguilera over her Super Bowl performance? And how it turned out to be a story fabricated for a satirical site? And Us Weekly almost immediately scrubbed the story? ‘Course you do. Well, evidently, Time doesn’t, because they repeated the exact same story.

Score one more for Sarah Palin in her fight against the “Lamestream Media”: Celebrity gossip source Us Weekly published a story about the former Alaska governor that included quotations originally fabricated for a satirical news piece. According to Gossip Cop, SuperTuesdayNews.com came up with some Palin quotes for a post about her “reaction” to Christina Aguilera‘s mangling of the national anthem during last weekend’s Super Bowl.

As a recovering Countdown addict, I’ve found the blustery charms of fire-breather Ed Schultz growing on me.

On Monday night’s episode, Schultz demonstrated primo Fox-bashing form by laying Christina Aguilera’s National Anthem butchery at the network’s feet, and made me do a double-take by declaring, “There might not be a next Super Bowl!”

While it’s true sports analogies are cheap, Super Bowl 45 (pardon me: XLV) is irresistible as a metaphor for American politics even though it’s anything but cheap.

To a large degree it is another bauble for the charmed lives of the obscenely wealthy, who lord over the masses below in their owners’ boxes of luxury. They are handed anything they want. Just look at Alex Rodriguez and Cameron “Feedy Bird” Diaz as so many millions already have

Christina Aguilera sang the national anthem at tonight’s Super Bowl, and, for all of those who held held the note “brave” at the end of the stars and stripes for just over 6 seconds (based on our calculations).

From Bleacher Report: “As men we don’t ask for a lot. we want our beers to be cold, our seats to be comfortable, our wings to be hot, and our sports brought to us by beautiful women.” A Mediaite One-Act.