In a shocking turn of events, Glenn Beck got a little angry on his Wednesday night show. His enemies for the evening? A self-published sci-fi anthology called Machine of Death Keith Richards and what Beck labeled as our “culture of death.”

It seems that Beck’s newest book Broke raced up the Amazon.com charts when it was released on Tuesday but was denied top spot billing by Machine of Death, an illustrated collection of short stories. To add insult to injury, Keith Richards‘ memoirs occupied the second slot, forcing Broke to #3.

“I HAVE never put the make on a girl in my life. I just don’t know how to do it. My instincts are always to leave it to the woman.”

This remark, incredibly, comes from the most dissolute-looking of all the Rolling Stones –- the indestructible Keith Richards.

Who: Wes Anderson and Noah Baumbach What: Live From NYPL’s “Wes Anderson & Noah Baumbach: The Fantastic Mr. Fox” When: November 9, 2009 Where: New York Public Library’s Celeste Bartos Forum Thumbs: Up. Ideally, drawn through stop motion.