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Barbara Walters Dedicates A Segment On The View To Joan Rivers’ Vagina

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by Sarah Devlin | 12:59 pm, February 23rd, 2012

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Well, it’s Thursday, and nobody on The View had talked about vaginas all week, so I suppose this was overdue. Barbara Walters participated in a 20/20 special on plastic surgery that will air tomorrow night, in which she asks the really tough questions, such as “Is it true that you can get a bigger booty?” And “Is it true that black don’t crack?” To make things a bit more head-scratching-ly weird, the show aired a snippet of her interview with Joan Rivers (the patron saint of plastic surgery) for the program. Here’s what went down:

Barbara: What do you say to people who say, ‘Joan Rivers, you have just done too much?’
Joan: “I say mind your business. And if it’s a man I always look at the wife, who is usually 11 years old with fake breasts.
Barbara: *Giggling* Okay. And what’s the most extreme kind of plastic surgery that you’ve heard of?
Joan: Oh, uh, vaginas now.
Barbara: What?
Joan: They’re tightening their vaginas. Well, vaginas can get loose—
Barbara: I see.
Joan: If you’ve had a couple of children, and, you know, you’re in an earthquake and you suction yourself suddenly to the floor — time for tightening
Barbara: I never thought I would ask you this question, Joan. Have you had your vagina tightened?
Joan: Why bother? There’s no hope, Barbara.”

There you have it. I know what I’ll be doing tomorrow night at 10/9 Central! You can see the clip here via ABC:

Barbara Walters, Joan Rivers, The View

Anonymous

Democrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous

I didn’t realize Barbara Walters was a Repugnant, but she must be bringing up a bodily orifice
Anonymous

Maybe Babs Wawa can invite Ron Jeremyn on, examine his appendage, and she can dedicate a segment to his penis.
JustAsking2012

Being offensive and inappropriate (or needlessly brash) is Joan Rivers bread and butter.

But, I still stand by the statement that the most offensive thing to ever come out of Joan Rivers, is Melissa Rivers.
Anonymous

It is the leftist liberals who think any and all bodily orifices are for their perveted sexual pleasure
Anonymous

NOT my Party that’s fixated on Vagina’s or Anus’s.Can’t slow the Repugnants down when it comes to comments or legislation regarding either.BTW I don’t receive any sexual pleasure,as you call it, watching you comment with your head so far stuck up your orifice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous

Now there’s a topic that will make you toss your lunch without fail!
Hout Bosques

Com’on – Ron Jeremy? You could do a SEASON on that thing, segment by sement.
http://gregingleright.weebly.com/ Greg

The (U)Maimi speech underway strikes me as remarkably honest.
Hout Bosques

Jeez Loueeze, I should hope so, because someone should What in holiest hell R U up to at this point – holding hands by the tenth date? Pledging troth?
Anonymous

joan is the funniest woman ever!
JustAsking2012

That’s just because she’s been around longer than most other… um… living things on the planet.
WiddleBabyDanielson

I love when Joan Rivers talks about her vagina and penises.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVZdS59axb4
Anonymous

You would.
Anonymous

Both of these old skanks have had so many face lifts they have to unbutton their shirts to pee!
One more each and they will have to start shaving!
Anonymous

Gilbert Gottfried covered this subject already:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FukYIJhc_C8
Anonymous

Did Barbara say anything about Syria and the dead journalists? After all, she used to vacation with the Assads.
Anonymous

Best diet going is watching that clip, cause there is no way I am going to be able to eat dinner now.
WiddleBabyDanielson

I’m sorry, were your ears burning?
http://profile.yahoo.com/IDZQOZOR4YJBQKSWTYYBK7Z3IE E. L.

Grow up! A little talk about vaginas is always fun. Joan Rivers is a very funny woman and she goes for the laugh where ever it takes her. More power to both Joan and the vagina!!!
http://twitter.com/weench165 NewYorker

What, Republicans don’t have vaginas? Might explain a lot. Secondly, it’s not an SEGMENT, it’s a few lines. Thirdly, isn’t it the lame GOP that always tells the Dems — if you don’t like Faux News, don’t watch it?
Anonymous

I wonder if Herman Cain, Bill Clinton and John Edwards would like to get in on the action with Joan?
Chappel User

Finally Baba Wawa finds a subject she knows something about and can really sing her teeth into.
Anonymous

No, just my eyes.
Anonymous

Her vaja-jay has never seen a penis.
Anonymous

I loved how that witch Joy quizzically asked “Why would you want your vagina tightened?”

Yeah, Joy, Babs, Whoppi and Sherri can drink all they want and they may get drunk but they will never get “tight.”
Anonymous

”Grow up! A little talk about vaginas is always fun.”

says a pussy.
http://profile.yahoo.com/RKLFFXBQV4Z3EL2WBZQ2CAPMC4 Jim

Orifices are irrelevant to the Left: it’s all about the love baby. Keepin’ it real. Hopefully they’ll air a segment showing how Rosie washes her dildos in a bucket.
Charles Ulysses Feney

Baba Wawa’s Hedgehog Holiday!
http://profile.yahoo.com/IDZQOZOR4YJBQKSWTYYBK7Z3IE E. L.

Great! A retort from a jr. high mind. What could be more thought provoking. I bet you have a million of them.
Anonymous

If memory serves, this ain’t your first comment on O’Donnells accoutrement. Are you on the bucket brigade? C’mon, I’m sure they’re dishwasher safe. I have it on good authority that lesbian sex is’nt anywhere as insertive as heteroxsexual males imagine it to be. I do wonder, when washed do they just get tossed in the dryer, hung on the line, or are they “drip dry”.
Anonymous

She’s seen wood.