David Letterman Accuses Ashton Kutcher Of Killing Off Charlie Sheen’s Character

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by Alex Alvarez | 1:06 pm, August 25th, 2011

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Leave it to David Letterman to make Two and a Half Men kind of funny. (/Snarky elitist New York media joke!) The show’s new star, Ashton Kutcher, stopped by Letterman’s show recently to discuss how the sitcom will change now that he’s taking over for Charlie Sheen.

Kutcher explained that he’ll be playing “a billionaire internet entrepreneur” (“Like a Steve Guttenberg?” Letterman wanted to know.) trying to get over a painful divorce.

He drew the line at describing the way Sheen’s character meets his untimely demise, which prompted a frustrated Letterman to yell “You killed him! …You look like a killer.” “There’s a whole fatwā thing going on here,” said Kutcher, referring to the scholarly Islamic edict/opinion often misconstrued in popular culture as a call for death. Letterman, you might remember, was recently the object of online death threats posted in a Jihadist forum.

So there are, we guess, two things we know for certain: 1) Sheen’s character dies and 2) Kutcher likes to wear weird things across his hands. (Seriously, what is that?)

Take a look, via CBS:

h/t YouTube via BuzzFeed

Ashton Kutcher, cbs, Charlie Sheen, David Letterman, Two And A Half Men

Anonymous

Whatever you do , don’t ask Kutcher : ” So , how’s the old lady ?”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Bonnie-McGuinness/100002588403595 Bonnie McGuinness

I think Kutcher looks awful with his scraggly hair and beard. I can’t take him seriously looking like a rebellious 18 yr. old.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Bonnie-McGuinness/100002588403595 Bonnie McGuinness

I think Kutcher looks awful with his scraggly hair and beard. I can’t take him seriously looking like a rebellious 18 yr. old.
Anonymous

But Dave, that’s good!

BTW, when did Dave become a ventriloquist?

BTW, Charlie dies because his heart stopped- God forgot to wind it!
Anonymous

Nice audio sync… if you’re gonna steal shit off the TV at least do it right.
Popcorn2525

4 comments for dave letterman? this should tell the network that its time he hung up his sign saying retired as I am not one bit funny in fact I am most the time RUDE and nobody is watching only 4 ppl. I dont as I can’t stand this guy. and the guest need a bath
http://www.sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

2) Kutcher likes to wear weird things across his hands. (Seriously, what is that?)
It’s a hair band. I take my ponytail out all the time, and the band ends up on my hand like that all the time…

He plays a billionaire? That’s not a very fancy house for a billionaire.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Isabel-Maione/1472900538 Isabel Maione

I wasn’t too crazy about Kutcher before, but now he’s looks so bad that it disgust’s me. I know for sure that “Two and a half men” will not be shown on my tv.!
http://www.facebook.com/bruce.kennedy3 Bruce Kennedy

Still have a crush on him, don’t you?