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Kim Kardashian Got A Divorce Because Her Dad’s Ghost Told Her To

Sign Of The Apocalypse
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Well, here we are in 2012. And you know what that means; the world is going to end in a few months. The signs are everywhere if you’re willing to look. There are wars, famine, and the dead have even begun to walk the earth.

…ok, well, they’re not actually walking the earth yet. They are, however, busy ending marriages. That’s the takeaway from last night’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York in which it was revealed that the ghostly advice of Kim Kardashian’s dead father, Robert Kardashian, Sr., was what caused her to end her marriage with Kris Humphries.

Well, this explains all the booing that Humphries has been getting. That’s actually just ghosts saying “Boo!” How spooky!

Unless you’re the luckiest person alive, then you probably know about Kardashian and Humphries’ divorce. The current season of the young singer actress rich person’s reality show has been dedicated to discovering just what went wrong in their seemingly storybook romance. Basically, watching it is like watching the recent seasons of Mad Men…if you watch with the sound off, your eyes squinted, and you have extensive brain damage.

Anyway, last night, viewers got to see the exact moment Kim realized her marriage was over. The answer? It was after she talked to psychic John Edward and he claimed her late father had mentioned divorce and stuff. Gosh, it’s just a tale as old as time with these folks.

Anyway, the only question remaining is just whose ghost Seal and Heidi Klum talked to. My guess is Millard Fillmore. That guy always hated true love.

Watch the clip from E! below:

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  • Anonymous

    This tacky garbage is right in line w the GOPster candidates.  Our rancid world of the lower-classes.

  • Anonymous

    Good advice, Kris would’ve pulled an OJ on her eventually.

  • The Real Royal Emperor

    Kim, if you watched Republican politics at all you would know that “Jesus told me.,” works much better.

  • Anonymous

    Kim is a parody of a National Enquirer celebrity.

  • Anonymous

    Is this real life? 

  • Anonymous

    To quote the great Professor Farnsworth:  “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”.

  • The Real Royal Emperor

    That’s the beauty of Scientology.

  • 12voltman1

    KiM I Am Your Father.
    Give all your money to 12voltman1.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ckirtley2 Charles Kirtley

    Actually this one of her most intelligent statements.

  • Anonymous

    Another Farnsworth:  “What in Satan’s glorious name is going on here?!”

  • Anonymous

    Wow, a new excuse. I wonder when O’Bummer will use that as his reason for making the usual lousy decisions

  • Anonymous

    Willard……you’re normally funny but your comment is just wrong………

  • http://twitter.com/runforfun54 American

    Channeling Nancy Reagan?

  • Anonymous

    and rudeboy so are you, normally funny that is .. but from one brother to another please stop saying uncle tom.. it does us no good..

  • Anonymous

    Isn’t she a Liberal? Trashing person, trashing worthless show, hell all the signs are there!

  • Anonymous

    lol……allowing apologists like Col. West support racism is worse.

  • Anonymous

    I agree with your point just not the use of that word.. that’s all.. There’s are plenty of other words to call that idiot that don’t carry such a heavy and ugly history in my opinion.. I have potty mouth my friend so i’m no saint.. I just hate words like  the the n word , uncle tom, and sell out in general .. But i especially when they’re hurled by blacks to other blacks regardless how backwards I feel their positions are.. Just my opinion..

  • Anonymous

    I wish her dad told her where he hid OJs bloody clothes.

  • http://www.google.com Doodaddio

    What else can be said other than it figures?

  • Anonymous

    Oh, give me a break. You turned a story about Kim Kardashian speaking to her father’s spirit through John Edwards into a political point?!

    “And after Williams fumbled the ball on the kickoff return, the Giants recovered and kicked the winning field goal five plays later.”

    Kinda like how the DEMOCRATS FUMBLED ON PASSING A BUDGET?!

    Seriously, I can also do the same thing with an otherwise unrelated story and it’s just as lame.

    Leave tacky political swipes for the political videos.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    I’d love to normally argue with you, but on this one you’re spot on. “Jesus Told Me” is infinitely better than putting John Edward back on TV.

  • Anonymous

    “I could a tale unfold, whose lightest word
    Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood;
    Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres”

  • Anonymous

    Why oh why do people like her continue to garner press time?

  • http://newsbusters.org/ AliveStiIIKickin

    She’a a brain-dead LIBERAL!!!
    The OWS human debris got excessive coverage also.
    Flukes of nature.

  • http://newsbusters.org/ AliveStiIIKickin

    She would fit right in with the 99% bats at OWS if liberals would quit throwing money at her.

  • http://newsbusters.org/ AliveStiIIKickin

    These morons don’t know what they’re f*cking with when they do that Satanic crap.

  • http://twitter.com/Samuel_Bun Samuel_Bun

    Now I like her, ghost tell me to do stuff too. Like the time a ghost told me to finish that bottle of Jack before it goes bad, at the time it was a good idea. On another note, I need bail money.

  • Anonymous

    Why is everybody so skeptical?  Didn’t the ghost of Hamlet’s father reveal to him that Hamlet’s Uncle had murdered him?  William Shakespeare could write a great play based on this. The play will end with O.J. Simpson killing everybody in a sword fight. The liberal elite will love it just as much as they have enjoyed Hamlet for generations.

  • Anonymous

    There is nothing Satanic about this crap. It’s just crap. John Edwards has been proven to be a fraud. He can talk to the dead as well as you can. He is just trying to get back on TV, which he was kicked off because we all knew he was a fraud. Criminal, maybe. But not satanic. 

  • Tan

    Nope she’s one of yours LOL!

    Seriously. A couple of years back she was invited to some goofy awards thing by several organisations – she had a choice of NBC, Fox News and several others and she proudly chose Fox and proudly said why – because the Kardashian house has Fox on constantly and they all LOVE it coz it’s just SOOOO fair and balanced! Yeah she’s an idiot, and a conservative idiot at that.

  • Anonymous

    Will her father’s ghost tell her to go into hiding and never come back?

  • Jay Hanig

    Ask dad if he’s seen Jimmy Hoffa lately.

  • Anonymous

    Well, if you “screwed up”  BLAME you Dear Dead Dad.  What a joke.  What a laugh.  Best I’ve had since her “marriage.”  Please begone with these jerks!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/MFN25BVSWNJIBRBIR4PC276HAI Lisa

      When I saw this I realized that what John Edwards is saying is that O.J. Simpson is Kim’s real dad.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/6FTY7CFRQ673VUSJCJCGLAXLBY Mark

    That’s really shocking news. I have already seen that clip.
    http://www.meryem.com/
     

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