WATCH: Justin Bieber Released on Pitifully Tiny Bail

After the arrest that filled the nation with schadenfreude-laden glee this morning, Justin Bieber was released by the Miami District Court on a $2500 bond.

To recap: earlier today, Bieber was caught drunk-drag-racing a Lamborghini through the streets of Miami wit a model, while drunk, and reportedly high on marijuana, prescription drugs, and the black tar heroin of his own ego.

Bail was set for the 19-year-old pop singer/drunk munchkin for each of the following charges:
-$1,000 for DUI
-$1,000 for resisting arrest
-$500 for driving with an expired license

In return, the Internet is estimated (according to us) to have made nearly eight jillion dollars over the publication of his amazing arrest record.

Watch a sullen, spoiled teenager mope in denial below:

[h/t CNN]

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