Breakfast Links: Marilyn Hagerty Goes to Ruby Tuesday

THE EATBEAT: It’s easy to go light or go full at Ruby Tuesday (Grand Forks Herald)
America’s Favorite Critic takes on Grand Forks’ newest dining establishment.

Yep, A Woman Totally Called 911 Over A ‘Raw Waffles’ Emergency (HuffPost Food)
And yes, it was from Florida.

Vegan Mayonnaise Taste Test Produces Surprising Results (Serious Eats)
You’d think that vegan mayo would be a weird, tasteless chemical blob, but this test proves that vegan mayo is a weird, tasty chemical blob!

How America fell out of love with orange juice (Quartz.com)
Oh god. When was the last time any of us drank OJ in non-alcoholic beverage form?!

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