Breakfast Links: Oh Eff Us, There’s A Beer Drone; Is Nothing Sacred?

Watch a Drone Deliver Beer to Ice-Bound Fishermen (Eater)
And robots strike yet another blow to our ever-fragile humanity, invading one of the last places we thought we could have a brief respite from technology. DAMN YOU, DRONES. You’re scaring the fish.

MetLife Stadium’s Dining Goes Green for Super Bowl XLVII (The Daily Meal)
Though, judging from the blizzard conditions surrounding the game, we’d worry about it going white. (rimshot)

How the experts use salt in their cooking – and why (The Guardian)
Salt is super mega really important. Don’t ever forget it, unless the drones figure out a way to put salt in your food. DAMN YOU, DRONES.

Man Says He Found Wasp Baked Into Cadbury Chocolate Bar (The Huffington Post)
“DAMN YOU, DRONES” was never a more appropriate joke than it was here.

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