Breakfast Links: We’d Totally Eat at Jeff Goldblum’s Restaurant

Here’s Goldblum’s, the World’s Only Restaurant Owned and Operated by Jeff Goldblum (Grubstreet)

Sure, it’s an MTV gag, but also a pretty hilarious one.

Beer & Buns restaurant to serve $250 hamburger (New York Daily News)

Way to out-asshole the guys making seal burgers, guys.

Kale shortage? To the contrary. In New Orleans, the leafy green vegetable is downright trendy (The Times-Picayune)

How dare anyone insinuate that NOLA is not down with the trendy green vegetables!

The Moscow Mule Sucks: 15 Bartenders Name Their Most Overrated and Underrated Cocktails (Thrillist)

Stop being a pretentious prick who likes ginger cocktails, guys — your bartender is totally judging you. (Sorry to be harsh, we’re just hungover from all those Moscow Mules Daquiris Manhattans cheap beers.)

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