Breakfast Tweets: Roy Choi is Watching Paint Dry

The walls are dripping WET PAINT

— Roy Choi (@RidingShotgunLA) October 22, 2013

@hseanbrock cooks me breakfast–pork, grits on an old rice plantation. @cookitraw pic.twitter.com/LdJSwQn4sZ

— Dan Barber (@DanBarber) October 22, 2013

The horror, the horror:

The mint choc chip Pringle. Possibly the worst new product I have ever tasted. A Toothpaste flavoured crisp.

— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) October 22, 2013

You heard the lady:

People, stop sending me links to Golden Girls shit on Etsy AFTER it's already sold. You get me excited for nothing: http://t.co/3upMsakvP1

— robicellis (@robicellis) October 22, 2013

And please, makers of Golden Girls shit on Etsy- please just start shipping these things straight to my house. It'll save us all time.

— robicellis (@robicellis) October 22, 2013

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