WATCH: Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos

Yesterday, our friends at Geekosystem were pranked with a hot tip concerning tiny hamsters eating tiny burritos, which turned out to be porn. We cried for them, but as it turns out, that video is a real thing! And we have it below! We’re pretty sure this is the key to Danny Bowien’s rat tsunami problem not overtaking Mission Cantina the way it did Mission Chinese.

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