Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Allegedly Told Staff ‘I Have the Biggest Dick in Chicago’

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot allegedly told counsel of the Chicago Park District, “I have the biggest dick in Chicago,” according to a lawsuit reported on by The Chicago Tribune on Thursday.

According to a lawsuit filed on Wednesday against Lightfoot and the City of Chicago, George Smyrniotis, a lawyer who represented the Chicago Park District, says that Lightfoot cussed him and then-Chicago Park District General Counsel Timothy King out for making a deal with the Joint Civic Committee of Italian Americans to display a statue of Christopher Columbus that had been taken down in the city in 2020 at a Columbus Day parade.

On a Zoom call, Lightfoot disparaged Smyrniotis and King in a profanity-laced tirade, according to the lawsuit:

You dicks, what the f**k were you thinking? You make some kind of secret agreement with Italians, what you are doing, you are out there measuring your dicks with the Italians seeing who’s got the biggest dick, you are out there stroking your dicks over the Columbus statue. I am trying to keep Chicago Police officers from being shot and you are trying to get them shot. My dick is bigger than yours and the Italians, I have the biggest dick in Chicago. Where did you go to law school? Did you even go to law school? Do you even have a law license? You have to submit any pleadings to John Hendricks for approval before filing. John told you not to do a f***ing thing with that statue without my approval. Get that f***ing statue back before noon tomorrow or I am going to have you fired.