Gene Simmons: No High School Course Teaches You ‘How to Be Steve Doocy’

KISS bassist Gene Simmons has figured out what’s wrong with the American education system: it doesn’t turn out enough Steve Doocys.

Simmons told the Fox & Friends troika Wednesday morning that high schools weren’t doing enough (read: business courses) to prepare students for real life success (read: making money).

“What was the name of the high school course that you took to prepare you for what you do?” Simmons asked, very rhetorically. “Probably nothing. How about, probably they don’t teach that course. There’s no course called ‘How to be Steve Doocy on TV.'”

“You have an inferred fiduciary duty to yourselves, and that’s business language,” Simmons said, “so you better get hip to it.”

Watch the clip below, for whatever reason you have for doing that, via Fox News:

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