Colbert Warns Viewers Of ‘Stoned Pat Robertson:’ He’s ‘Exhibiting All Signs Of Age-Related Mentia‘

While for years an ardent fan of televangelist Pat Robertson, Stephen Colbert observed the 700 Club host had recently called for the jailing of the bankers who helped cause the economic collapse and even the legalization of marijuana!

“It is so sad when an old man begins to find his mind!” Colbert exclaimed. “Pat is exhibiting all the signs of age-related mentia!”

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Colbert thought that Robertson’s softening on cannabis criminality could mean only one thing — a “stoned Pat Robertson!”

“No wonder he’s always making those age-defying pancakes and age-defying shakes,” Colbert snarked. “He’s got age-defying munchies. Come on, Pat! Jesus said he would make you a fisher of men, not a Phish fan of men!”

Watch Colbert call out ‘stoner Pat Robertson’ below via Comedy Central:

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