This Week In Bad Health Care Jokes
This week President Barack Obama signed the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act into law. This major health care reform bill was voted against by every Republican member of Congress as it made its way through the Senate and the House of Representatives. History was made, but quality late night jokes were not. Whether you are a Democrat celebrating a step in the right direction or a Republican turning to your favorite late night comedy host for a little comfort and laughter, everybody can cross party lines to agree: this week’s health care jokes just made us sicker.
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“Katherine Heigl has announced that not only is she leaving the cast of Grey’s Anatomy, but she already left. Turned out her last episode was 2 months ago. She was supposed to come back and do more episodes at the beginning of March but didn’t want to, so she didn’t. Now that’s health care reform right there.”
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“This morning President Obama signed the Health Care Bill into law. I know he was excited, but I think it was inappropriate to sign it President Barack ‘Suck It’ Obama.”
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“Health care reform was passed by the House last night. According to the bill, the American people now get the same health benefits the members of Congress get, which is great. If we could only get those other perks – the free travel, the envelopes with the cash in them, the get out of jail free card. That would be great.”
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“The good thing for rock stars, under Obama’s health care plan, hangovers and blackouts count as preexisting conditions and most groupies are covered if they’re still living at home.”
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“Anybody here suffering from March Madness? Well don’t worry its covered by the new health care plan.”
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