Counter-Programming: You Can Watch Stormy Daniels In Her Underwear Live Instead of Trump’s Speech

If you’re looking for something else to do while every news outlet broadcasts Donald Trump‘s Oval Office address, porn star Stormy Daniels might have just the thing for you: eight minutes of underwear-clad laundry-doing.

Daniels, whom Trump paid off in order to cover up an alleged affair, announced Tuesday evening that she would be counter-programming Trump’s address with a bit of live performance art:

If you’re looking for anything even remotely worth watching tonight at 9pm EST, I will be folding laundry in my underwear for 8 minutes on Instagram live. https://t.co/GhMowscZMP

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) January 8, 2019

According to Daniels, viewers can watch her Instagram feed for live video of an interesting metaphorical chore. While it has been a long time since Trump has allegedly seen Stormy Daniels in her underwear, there may soon come a time when Trump wishes this were the only kind of laundry being aired.

Ms. Daniels’ broadcast won’t likely have much of an effect on the current immigration debate, but it does at least promise to give fact-checkers a much-needed break.

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