Assemblyman Tim Donnelly has many things he’d like the state of California to know about him as they consider making him governor: He has big balls, for one.
But also that he wants to make the Golden State sexy again so Hollywood comes back, and—AND!—there should be a gun in every Californian’s safe, then something about McDonalds in North Dakota having a signing bonus, plus he has big balls, which is why he’s married to the “sexiest woman in California,” who is not María Conchita, a Cuban-born actress who provides commentary in Spanish while holding her dog Tequila, and is actually the one to remark that Donnelly tienes bien grande, which, she adds, make him angry. Then they get into a bilingual argument on animal rights.
As ThinkProgress notes, Donnelly’s Spanish-language ad might have something to do with the fact that he’s head of the Minutemen, a border vigilante group.
Either way, Governor Jerry Brown’s office is not taking the ad too seriously. “What his videos lack in terms of logic and sanity, they make up for it in pure entertainment value,” spokesman Dan Newman said.
Watch the entire three-minute-plus ad below. Seriously. It’s worth it.
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