WATCH: Greg Gutfeld and Bill Maher Riff About Incest Porn Because They Are Hilarious Comedians And Hell Exists

Fellow late-night hosts and super-hilarious comedians Bill Maher and Greg Gutfeld spent several minutes riffing on incest porn, because they are super-hilarious comedians and Hell is real.

On this week’s edition of Maher’s Club Random Podcast, the host spent an hour and seven minutes talking to Gutfeld about a whole bunch of shit, including a several-minute riff on incest porn that Gutfeld theorized isn’t really incest porn if it’s step-parent porn, and — well, here:

BILL MAHER: I used to do a bit in my act. I always thought it was. I always enjoyed this one about how I could never jerk off to a movie that took place like in the Middle Ages. Because, like, when I jerk off.

GREG GUTFELD: Wait, what movies are you talking about?

BILL MAHER: Just saying when I jerk off, it has to be connected to something that could actually happen. I’m, it’s a scenario you’re imagining where you’re actually at the end of it when you cum fucking the person in your scenario. Okay, so if I’m watching a hot chick in a movie about that takes place in the year 1132, there’s no way I can actually fuck that chick. I need to get a time machine.

GREG GUTFELD: Yeah, you need the reality. That’s why the number one thing on pornhub is step, was it step moms? Because all of, there’s millions of families with teenage boys and stepmothers. So the number one thing on pornhub. Don’t ask me how I know it just pops up — is that it’s all like step, step, mother step-dad stuff. And it’s like, it’s…

BILL MAHER: Why is that?

GREG GUTFELD: I think it’s because it’s what you said. It’s familiar to their life and it’s possible. The potential is there.

BILL MAHER: What is familiar? Incest?

GREG GUTFELD: No, no, they’re not related. It’s like. It’s like if you ever all of a sudden your dad, you get to get your dad marries this 23 year old hot, whatever. She’s not related to you. That’s the, that’s the search. The go to search on like pornhub.

BILL MAHER: Why? Because they imagine this is going to really happen?

GREG GUTFELD: Well, no, I’m using your logic. I’m saying that it’s masturbatory material, but there’s a possibility that maybe it’s part of their life.

BILL MAHER: And very close and they’re lazy.

GREG GUTFELD: Yes.

BILL MAHER: This makes sense.

GREG GUTFELD: Yes. Yeah. How do they monetize that? That’sthe thing that I don’t get.

BILL MAHER: That is fascinating. I never actually thought about that.

GREG GUTFELD: Because it’s free. Do you don’t remember? Let me ask you this.

BILL MAHER: The idea that they. I’ve wondered about this, the idea that incest porn is really about being lazy. It’s about being lazy.

GREG GUTFELD: Yeah.

BILL MAHER: The person is.

GREG GUTFELD: You don’t want to even leave the house. You want to leave the house! She’s right there.

BILL MAHER: She’s right there! Oh, my God.

GREG GUTFELD: That is an epiphany.

BILL MAHER: This is. It is an epiphany.

Watch above via Club Random Podcast.

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