Steve Doocy To Uniformed Soldier: ‘What Are You About To Drill Here On Me?’

To celebrate St. Patrick’s Day this morning, the cast and crew of Fox and Friends arranged a performance of the U.S. Ceremonial Guard Drill Team to perform a routine called “The Cube of Carnage.” The precision coordinated routine was acted out behind, to the side and surrounding co-host Steve Doocy who was understandably excited by being enclosed by men in uniform throwing bayonets. At one point, co-host Brian Kilmeade jokingly asked his colleague to “pick up a quarter,” but Doocy refused to bend over for fear of getting poked.

Doocy opened the segment by asking the Drill Sergeant “what are you about to drill here on me?” An interesting choice of words, which reminded at least one viewer of the time Doocy suggested beating a theoretical TSA Test by “putting someone else’s DNA in your mouth.”

Watch the clip below courtesy of Fox News.

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