And Now You Know: Ashton Kutcher Allegedly Talked About Rick Perry Post Coitus

by Alex Alvarez | 5:06 pm, October 14th, 2011

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Were you guys aware that noted thespian Ashton Kutcher had an (alleged) extramarital affair? I know! I too was so shocked I dropped my (soy) pumpkin latte all over my Us Weekly. The woman he (allegedly) slept with, an administrative assistant named Sara Leal, is offering details about her night with the married Two And A Half Men actor for the benefit of anyone who is interested in such things (i.e. all of us).

I know you’ve wondered “What does Ashton Kutcher talk about after sex?” My guesses, personally, were tips on how to style your hair to look like you didn’t just style your hair, The Butterfly Effect, or his campaign against sex trafficking. But, nope: He talks about politics. And astrology.

Reports Us Weekly:

The post-coital talk was a little unexpected, she confesses; the duo talked astrology (they’re both Aquarius), religion, love, even politics. “I told him I was a Lutheran from Texas. He said, ‘Oh my gosh! Are you a Republican?’” Leal says.

Democratic-leaning Kutcher quizzed her on “up-and-coming candidates. I said Rick Perry. He asked if I’d vote for him. I said I didn’t know and he laughed. He laughed at pretty much everything I said.”

And then he whispered, “Do you read Mediaite? I comment under the name ‘lazzzlo’ sometimes.” And then she giggled and was, like, “My commenter name is ‘Michelle’!” And then they tried to watch Countdown on their hotel TV, but eventually gave up on trying to find Current and fell asleep to The Suite Life of Zack and Cody instead.*

*None of this happened outside my Ashton Kutcher fanfic group on LiveJournal.

h/t Us Magazine

Affair, Ashton Kutcher, Rick Perry, Sara Leal, US Weekly

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FSPIVAFYI672OH5NOKVRTEZA4U MadCharles

His character on 2-1/2 boys is also too stupid to last. Bad writing.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FSPIVAFYI672OH5NOKVRTEZA4U MadCharles

His character on 2-1/2 boys is also too stupid to last. Bad writing.
Anonymous

Michelle – your tireless work commenting several hundred times a day is finally paying dividends.
Anonymous

Michelle – your tireless work commenting several hundred times a day is finally paying dividends.
Anonymous

He laughed at pretty much everything I said.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLnPd7lzT4g
lazzzlo

Yikes!
Anonymous

Somebody’s got a crush on you
Anonymous

Ho’s 15 minutes is long up!! N E X T !!!!!
Exgoper

Ouch!
Tim Tebow

She must be on salary for mediaite.

There’s no other explanation for her.
Tim Tebow

They could do some supply-side ‘trickle-down’ nonsense if they really wanted it to tank!
SouthernYankee

BLAH BLAH BLAH, who cares who she sleeps with.
http://gregingleright.weebly.com/ Greg

Nice…
ceeza

She’ll be posing nude in 3,2,1,……. Thanks Ashton Koootcher..
Suzie

Ashton is still following his secret account http://twitter.com/unmaskd though not many people know that. This is the best kept secret of this drama.

Look, it’s not only girls. Demi has recently found out about Ashton’s secret life as Unmaskd. She’s furious he never told about his secret @unmaskd Twitter and unmaskd.com site and Tumblr and all his soul seeking stuff that has been doing in front everyone, but hiding from her.
Anonymous

Sheesh, how many websites have you posted this exact same comment to?
Tedderman

Who knew Alex has such a good sense of humor? Laaazlo and Michelle, who knew? LOL
Anonymous

Fact: That’s the end of the likes!
Anonymous

Hey butch!
Anonymous

Aston has gotten tired at looking at Demi’s mustache and hairy tits.
Anonymous

You just insulted a fellow conservative!
Limpbaals

Lazzzlo is tops bro, who wouldn’t?

:D
Limpbaals

Which one? All of them? THEY ARE ALL LIKE THAT!
Anonymous

well there’s a couple who only have dicks on their minds.

And I’m sure it was a truely intellectual conversation like “Who’s Rick Perry?”

“Some guy from Texas”

“Why is he on the TV?”

“I don’t know,he looks like the guy I bought a used car from”
Anonymous

well there’s a couple who only have dicks on their minds.

And I’m sure it was a truely intellectual conversation like “Who’s Rick Perry?”

“Some guy from Texas”

“Why is he on the TV?”

“I don’t know,he looks like the guy I bought a used car from”
Anonymous

you’re famous.. or infamous :)
Suzie

This is the truth and I want people to know about it. It’s naive to think that this only about girls. Demi would forgive infidelity, but she can’t forgive him for opening up his soul to thousands of strangers, while keeping it from her. You simply don’t understand. Hot bath and sex sell magazines, but relationships are deeper than that.