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Carl Paladino Tells Alan Colmes Sending Bestiality Emails is Only Human

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There’s a lot to love about Alan Colmes‘ wide-ranging interview with trainwreck Tea Party candidate for NY governor Carl Paladino, as Colmes grills Paladino about the bizarre arc of his adultery accusations against opponent Andrew Cuomo, and tries to nail down whether Paladino plans to prosecute Cuomo.

However, there’s one particularly curious turn of phrase that best sums up the candidate’s anti-competence. Pressed by Colmes about forwarding racist and pornographic emails, some of which featured bestiality videos, Paladino exasperatedly declared, “I’m human.”

When asked whether he found the racist emails funny, Paladino wouldn’t say. “Whether there was humor or not,” he replied,”was irrelevant to me.”

In his own defense, Paladino raises his apology, which was weak even by today’s “I’m sorry you’re such a baby” standards:

To any of the ladies I’ve offended, I apologize. I say this to the men out there who have never opened a graphic image on the Internet: Don’t vote for me. For those who have, I welcome your vote.

Colmes also treats us to the bizarre spectacle of Paladino’s continuing attempt to weasel out of adultery accusations he leveled against Cuomo, and extracts a promise that he’ll prosecute Cuomo, followed by a walkback. Although Cuomo has a comfortable lead in polls, this interview will definitely make you wonder what’s going on with 40% of New York voters:


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  • right-is-wrong

    this interview will definitely make you wonder what’s going on with 40% of New York voters:

    I think the comments below will tell

  • CosmosDan

    Well,……it only human,……….otherwise it’s not Bestiality.

    It’s crude to the point of disgusting. Not something you casually receive or forward. The same with the racist emails. You can’t be blamed for what people send you but if you decide to forward them, it’s on you.

  • alamo2

    To my conservative posters from New York, I hope you will at least not vote in the election. This disgusting human being deserves to be ostracized by everyone. His responses to the questions in this interview tell all of us what he thinks of blacks, of women, and of animals. And his comment that he welcomes the vote of anyone who has opened a graphic image on the Internet probably says best that he is a very sick person.

  • rshaw

    pooh pooh, im sure, back in the day, Alan Colmes and the rest of you holier than thou liberals would never dream of sending any racy or offensive emails about President Bush.

  • alamo2

    rshaw said:
    pooh pooh, im sure, back in the day, Alan Colmes and the rest of you holier than thou liberals would never dream of sending any racy or offensive emails about President Bush.

    So, it’s OK to send pornographic emails with beastiality involved? And of course, I have never sent a racy or offensive email about Bush. And I have never emailed any porno pictures. Have you? I am assuming you would still vote for this really, very offensibe person. Shame on you.

  • rshaw

    So, it’s OK to send pornographic emails with beastiality involved? Hell yes .. last time i checked there was no law against it. I thought you liberals were all about the 1st amendment? If i want to listen to a saint.. i’d go to church. If i want that cesspool of corruption in Albany cleaned up. I’d send an exterminator

  • http:.//www.seriouslypissed.blogspot.com Throckmorton

    Oh, come on, alamo2. As if you’ve never been amorous with a sheep before. Why, I recall this one little ewe, who was my favorite. Her name was Edna, I think, a sweet young thing of only three seasons, long eyelashes, and strong, curly wool that smelled wonderful in the rain. We had many memorable encounters. I do remember one particular night, however, when I caught her “in flagrante delicto” with a Hungarian transient who called himself Hans, recently hired on to help with the shearing. I remember how my heart was broken. It was so difficult to forgive. But we ate her on Easter Sunday, nonetheless. I always thought mint jelly was a bit much, but the boys liked it so. Anyway, I was so fond of Edna. She had this thing she would do with her…

    …yes? More medication? So soon? Oh, bother…..

  • dahni

    It’s a tough comparison between Paladina and Cuomo. Paladino seems honest, but strange; while Cuomo seems like a normal politician-not honest. Colmes has to be the least intelligent liberal I’ve encountered. Same analytical ability as a crow on a stump.

  • alamo2

    dahni said:
    It’s a tough comparison between Paladina and Cuomo. Paladino seems honest, but strange; while Cuomo seems like a normal politician-not honest. Colmes has to be the least intelligent liberal I’ve encountered. Same analytical ability as a crow on a stump.

    A tought comparison?? God, I hope you’re not from New York!

  • http://none pyrope

    I am fortunate to not live in New York; it seems those poor folks almost never have a decent choice of candidates to vote “for.” They are seemingly always compelled to vote for whom they like least–the lesser of evils, if you will.

  • Phocus2

    Tommy Christopher is a girlie boy.

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