Glenn Beck Wonders Whether Obama Made ‘Sweet Love To My Wife’

Your Moment Of Glenn

by Glynnis MacNicol | 6:22 pm, January 21st, 2010

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So along with the Republican base in Massachusetts (no longer an oxymoron!) Glenn Beck has clearly been energized by Tuesday’s election of Scott Brown. Perhaps a bit too much. I had to listen to this twice to make sure I’d heard it right, but yes Glenn Beck actually says the only place President Obama hasn’t been this last year is in Beck’s bed “making sweet love” to his wife (he thinks). That was someone else.

Yes I felt so detached from Washington, it’s like where’s Waldo? Where’s Obama? Can I get a picture of him from time to time….There were 158 Obama interviews in the last year, 411 speeches, comments and statements during his first year. I mean how much touch do you think we need from him. I mean, you know what if we could have just seen him without his shirt on…or maybe just and occasional photo of him with his wife…okay we got that too! We just didn’t see him enough? HE WAS EVERYWHERE. The only place he didn’t show up in was my bedroom to personally talk to my wife and make sweet love to her. At least I don’t think that he did. I’m pretty sure that was John Edwards doing that, I’m not sure yet because so far John Edwards is still denying it.

Yep. One wonders if this also qualifies as the sort of remark which would land Beck’s parts in various places around his house, courtesy of his wife. Video below.

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blueblogger

Fox News is brilliant. They have their late night comedian on at 5:00 instead of 11:30. Oh well I guess that is because most of their viewers are older and can’t stay awake until 11:30. Ha Ha
TfT

LFOD tomorrow night; should be terrific.
Glynnis MacNicol

@blueblogger Or at least their version of a late night comedian! But not sure you’re that far off.
Fidoohki

Well They both do get around…… ;)
Facebook User

if their viewers are older why do they have the most viewers in the middle demo? just asking
StewartIII

I LOVE THAT GUY! HE CRACKS ME UP! Remember, he is part comedian.
blueblogger

@facebook user I guess that depends on what the defination of old is!!!!!
JimW

Today’s Glenn Beck was really great. He nailed Obama and the Massachusetts election with humor and great astuteness. Beck showed how Obama looked right at George Stephanopoulos and said he obviously didn’t get his point across. Now that’s as crazy and stupid as anything any politician could say, ever. I don’t see you calling Obama out or anything. You just watch the program and say extremely ignorant things like: Well the Constitution said nothing about women’s right or anything so it’s not perfect. I think Mediaite show ask someone to watch the Glenn Beck show and give real analysis on the points he brings up.
SWWT

That’s just weird.
Cecelia

Damn, right it’s weird!

If the president shows up in anyone’s bedroom, it would be Keith Olbermann’s.
Ted

Oh dear God, I just wish GB were a comedian. But he is not, he is however a parasite and the tea-baggers are his host and he is sucking the blood out of them. Now what happens after that? No, they don’t become vampires, they die. So I am going to say a prayer for tea-baggers everywhere across America, land that I love (more than you) and ask that God keep the tea-baggers safe from the insidious parasite known as Glennbecktis Moronitis. Please, everyone, on your knees NOW DAMMIT and let’s pray for the safety of the tea-baggers. I’m sensing danger America…I’m just sayin.

WAKE UP TEA-BAGGERS BEFORE GLENNBECTIS MORONITIS ACCUSES YOU OF SLEEPING WITH HIS WIFE!!
ImNotBlue

Ted says:
January 21, 2010 at 9:11 pm

Ted, you seem to be losing your battle with sanity. Perhaps we should say a prayer for YOU… or not.
Ted

Blue – Let’s pray together friend…for the tea-baggers…not a lot to ask really. They are in danger, don’t kid yourself, now hop to it fella!!
ChrisNH

Beck is often goofy when he makes his points, but his points carry weight. How haughty of Obama to lament that he didn’t speak directly to the American people. Good God! He was all over the place! That was Beck’s point. In the end, Obama’s ‘We-know-best’ philosophy (no doubt born from his elitist Ivy League education) is wearing thin. Even his wife is declaring that ‘She-knows-best’ when it comes to diet and obesity. Obama DID talk directly to us, but Pelosi and Reid didn’t. And with respect to this health care debacle, the ball has been bouncing between THEIR courts, not Obama’s. C-SPAN was there to help the cause, but Pelosi and Reid decided they weren’t needed.
Ted

ChrisNH – Well, Glenn is faboo at making points. Witness his chalkboard with multiple points. I however have never felt that my tea-bagging friends were more in danger. So I am asking that you take just a moment and pray for the tea-baggers and while you are at it, pray on whether or not you should invest in gold. I love my tea-baggers…and I fear for them!
WaterLoo

Sweat dreams Teddy Bear!!! I know your asleep, but I’ll leave this for you!!! “Even before the votes are counted, Senator Evan Bayh is warning fellow Democrats that ignoring the lessons of the Massachusetts Senate race will ‘lead to even further catastrophe’ for their party. ‘There’s going to be a tendency on the part of our people to be in denial about all this,’ Bayh told ABC News, but ‘if you lose Massachusetts and that’s not a wake-up call, there’s no hope of waking up.’”
WaterLoo

Bundy, sorry meant “Sweet dreams”
ImNotBlue

Ted says:
January 21, 2010 at 10:17 pm

It’s interesting you have such a strong opinion of Beck… yet don’t watch cable news. So basically, you’re just making stuff up… huh? Just hoping someone agrees with you, even if you don’t know what you’re talking about.

It all makes sense now! The personal attacks… the anger… the inability to make coherent or informed arguments… it all makes sense!

Oh poor Ted. Poor, poor, Ted. He must be so very lonely.
sarainitaly

ImNotBlue says:
January 21, 2010 at 11:58 pm
It’s interesting you have such a strong opinion of Beck… yet don’t watch cable news

That’s exactly what’s going on… I know, because I used to do it too. In fact, a couple of years ago I got into a big yelling argument with my Uncle (i was yelling, he is 80 so he was calm) about the evils of FOX and O’Reilly. And everything i was repeating were just lies I picked up on msnbc. Once I actually started listening to FOX during the last primary, I realized the truth (and researched the arguments my Uncle stated). Same goes for Rush. I used to hate Rush, and NEVER litened to him, just believed the lies. I still don’t listen to his show, but everytime someone posts his latest *hate-speech* I go and research what was actually said, and read or listen to the entire segment. Granted, there are some things said on FOX that I don’t agree with, but that is because I happen to not agree with everything anyone says, ever. The only reason people think FOX is lying is because they are saying something different than every other station on TV – and that is because they are not liberal, but more *fair and balanced* and they actually have conservative voices on.

They’re still living in the bubble. Luckily, I made it out. :O)
Ted

Blue – You are either pretending to be ignorant or you are a tea-bagger and it comes with the territory. Write this down. There is something called the “internets” and “newspapers” where I can get information about a wide range of things…no shit!! BTW – I’ll bet you are a big fan of BillO.

sarainitaly – Fox “fair and balanced?” You are the bubble.
Puter Boi

That is one crowded bed….Beck….Beck’s wife…Obama….the teleprompter…
ImNotBlue

sarainitaly says:
January 22, 2010 at 6:48 am

Yeah… but Ted wants to be angry. It’s all he’s got. I’m less surprised now that he resorts to name calling… All. The. Time. He just doesn’t know any better because he lets someone else think for him. Kinda sad when you think about it.

My story was similar to yours… my folks like watching O’Reilly, and I had better things to do, and would go do something else instead. But, once I started watching, I became a fan… and the rest of the FNC lineup joined quickly thereafter. There I something to be said for experience. Sure you can tell me what it’s like to ride in the space shuttle… but until I strap in myself, I’m not going to really understand.

Ted says:
January 22, 2010 at 7:48 am

Yeah… you get all your “info” from the internet. Now, I’m less surprised you don’t know the difference between “fact and opinion.”

You spend all this time talking about something, yet your rely on other people to tell you how to think first. How sad… think for yourself, buddy. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Ted

Blue – and you get your propaganda from Beck et al. Do you ever read…ever, or do you sit in your rocker night after night watching BillO with a warm glass of milk. You are basically a Fox “News” suck-up and the first step towards recovery is admitting the problem. By the way…I still think you tea-baggers are in trouble…the GBM parasite and the tea-baggers can not co-exist. I’ll pray for you!
ImNotBlue

Ted says:
January 22, 2010 at 2:03 pm

Blue – and you get your propaganda from Beck…

Actually, I don’t watch or listen to Beck on a regular basis… that’s why I don’t make declarative statements about him.

…or do you sit in your rocker night after night…

Oooh, a rocker. I wish I had one of those. I’ve got a recliner, but that doesn’t really count, does it?

…with a warm glass of milk.

Hot cup of tea… and some double Milano cookies. Mmmm.

But anyway… just another (attempted) personal attack. You’re slipping Ted… this one was particularly weak. I must really have struck a nerve with you, huh? Getting all flustered like that… so sad.

But I guess it’s what you’ve got to do when you can’t think on your own. Sorry Ted… my sympathy for you is real. I really do hope that one day you get better… but I fear we may already be past the point of no return. Oh well, I’ll keep actually watching things before I talk about them… and you keep repeating what someone else says as though it were your opinion, not theirs. But don’t worry… we all know.
Ted

ImNutBlue – From Glenn Becks lips to your keyboard. I’ll pray for you regardless.
ImNotBlue

Anyone know what Ted is talking about this time?
pyrope

Ted, you’re as full of crap as a Christmas goose.