Has Anyone Seen Aaron Schock? One Lawyer Really Needs to Find Him

Former Rep. Aaron Schock, where did you go? We cannot see your abs you on Instagram, on television, backstage at an Ariana Grande concert — nowhere! We miss you. We miss your abs. Oh, and this lawyer needs to serve a lawsuit against you, stat.

The disgraced Congressman, who left the House after a string of embarrassing revelations about his expenditures, is nowhere to be found, says a prosecutor representing one of Schock’s former donors. The Chicago Sun-Times reports that Attorney Daniel Kurowski has told a federal judge that he’s checked both of Schock’s former residences (and both were empty), contacted his former lawyers, and attempted to reach out to Schock’s representatives and press secretaries. So far, has come up empty-handed.

Congressman Downton is “certainly aware of the lawsuit, from what I can tell,” Wood said in court Wednesday.

Wood represents Howard Foster, a Chicago donor who donated $500 to Schock in 2012, as part of a class-action lawsuit against Schock and the $3.2 millions left in his campaign. Schock is also the subject of a federal investigation into his use of taxpayer dollars for things like private jets and mathematically-impossible mileage reimbursement. His own dad thinks he might go to jail.

Wood, if you can find where Schock has taken his new Instagram account, you might be able to find him.

[Image via Aaron Schock/U.S. House of Representatives]

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