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Pentagon, Everybody Else Confused By Mysterious Missile Launched Near California

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So it seems like a missile was launched in Southern California. That’s certainly alarming enough as it is, but prepare to be doubly alarmed: nobody, not even the Pentagon, knows who launched it.

According to the AP, the magical mystery missile toured the California sky, and a CBS affiliate captured footage of it via helicopter.

Pentagon spokesman Col. Dave Lapan confirmed that the missile isn’t a threat to national security. But he also said:

Nobody within the Department of Defense that we’ve reached out to has been able to explain what this contrail is, where it came from. So far, we’ve come up empty with any explanation.

Crazy. The LA Times has more (though not by much) on the story, as does the video below, which includes clips from a rather speculative CBS affiliate and from Fox News.

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  • Harry Flashman

    I keep hearing about this launch but nobody is asking this question…..where did it go?

    Simple physics – what goes up, must come down . So….where did it come down? Its not likely that, despite their protestations otherwise, they don’t already know what it is but just for the sake of argument, if they don’t know what it is, wouldn’t finding it wherever it fell answer that?

    Just asking.

  • Harry Flashman

    By the way, they’re claiming it represents no threat to national security.

    Excuse me but, uh, if you don’t know what it is just how do you know its no threat?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bill-Harlow/850024882 Bill Harlow

    The person KFMB-TV found to speculate on what it was — a former NATO Ambassador –last served in the NIXON administration. Aren’t there any missile experts in the San Diego area who have experience in the past quarter century?

    http://15-secondsblog.blogspot.com/2010/11/anyone-missing-missile.html

  • Cecelia

    Anyone know where Meg Whitman was at the time?…

  • http://www.storminsmorningjava.blogspot.com/ stormin1961

    I’m beginning to smell another “ballon boy” hoax by some wannabe “reality star”

  • Moderate

    Some Navy ship Commander knows and he knows the Commander is responsible for the actions of the crew.

  • SteveMG

    Best explanation (for me) is that it’s the contrail from an airplane.

    Reportedly, people living south of the contrail didn’t report anything since it appeared to be, for them, a horizontal plume from a plane going travelling horizontally. But an optical illusion led folks north of the trail to view it as a vertical plume and making it look like a missile going up.

  • The_Reasonable_Lib

    Let’s blame President Obama!

  • felixw

    The San Francisco Board of Supervisors were behind the missile launch — they had identified a Happy Meal on a jet flying over San Francisco air space and were taking steps to intercept the toy.

  • Powerslave

    The_Reasonable_Lib said:
    Let’s blame President Obama!

    You mean we can’t blame it on Bush anymore?

  • Powerslave

    felixw said:
    The San Francisco Board of Supervisors were behind the missile launch — they had identified a Happy Meal on a jet flying over San Francisco air space and were taking steps to intercept the toy.

    Somewhere Nancy Pelosi is standing next to Dr. Evil rubbing her hands together and saying, “Excellent, excellent…….it’s all falling into place. Soon the world will be mine! BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!”

  • cjd ohio 1

    lol

  • Cancon2

    So that’s where they packed all of the comments about KO generated over the weekend.

    They needed to be sent to a Galaxy, far far away, in hopes of reaching KO’s brain.

  • http://www.libertarianism.com/ Jack Burns

    SteveMG said:
    Best explanation (for me) is that it’s the contrail from an airplane.

    Reportedly, people living south of the contrail didn’t report anything since it appeared to be, for them, a horizontal plume from a plane going travelling horizontally. But an optical illusion led folks north of the trail to view it as a vertical plume and making it look like a missile going up.

    Ok, a plane leaving a spiraling contrail? Must have been doing some hellashish barrel rolls….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dronetek-Bulk-Vanderhuge/100000918732763 Dronetek

    Jack Burns said:
    Ok, a plane leaving a spiraling contrail? Must have been doing some hellashish barrel rolls….

    You have no idea what you’re talking about. Its a plane and I cant wait till all you people are exposed for the idiots you are.

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  • Tater Salad

    The crisis of not knowing what it was: Submarine! Chinese

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbSKhH8fzS4

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