Say What? ThinkProgress Likens Gorsuch To ‘College Boyfriend,’ Scooby Doo Villain

Ian Millhiser, a senior fellow at the left-wing Center for American Progress, posted a series of bizarre tweets on Wednesday about Neil Gorsuch that likened the Supreme Court nominee to a variety of fictional creatures.
Neil Gorsuch is that really studious guy you knew in college who was popular and well-liked and also a vampire who feeds on the innocent.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) March 22, 2017
Neil Gorsuch is your best friend’s strict-but-fair dad who also engages in human sacrifice.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) March 22, 2017
Neil Gorsuch is your college boyfriend who is kind-natured and good in bed and is also secretly siphoning your lifeforce to become immortal.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) March 22, 2017
Millhiser gradually got more specific about his Gorsuch as pop-culture villain comparisons:
Neil Gorsuch is the kind of person who would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for you meddling kids.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) March 22, 2017
I’m deeply saddened that there are people in this world who don’t understand that Neil Gorsuch is the villain in a Joss Whedon show.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) March 22, 2017
Neil Gorsuch isn’t a bad guy if you look past the time when he turned into a giant snake and ate a bunch of people at Sunnydale High School.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) March 22, 2017
Earlier in the day, the Center for American Progress fellow revealed his epiphany about the federal judge: “OMG! I just realized who Gorsuch is. He’s the Mayor from Season 3 of Buffy.”
As you might expect, conservatives on Twitter poked fun of Millhiser’s pop culture-laced tweets:
@imillhiser
This is an actual thing that an actual person actually wrote and actually thought was worth sharing and actually tweeted out.— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) March 22, 2017
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