Stars, They’re Just Like Us: Actor Tituss Burgess Leaves Furious and Hilarious Yelp Review
Tituss Burgess is a man known for many things. He stars in Netflix’s super-popular The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, where he delivers a fabulous, flamboyant performance. He is an entrepreneur with his own line of pinot noir.
The multi-talented actor might be slightly more famous than you are, yes, but he’s still a regular person. For instance, he turns to Yelp when he is dissatisfied with the customer service at a business.
My name is Tituss Burgess. Im an Emmy Nominated Actor for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt currently streaming on netflix. https://t.co/wwQe99cDTQ
— Tituss Burgess (@TitussBurgess) July 13, 2016
Here is the full review:
“My name is Tituss Burgess. Im an Emmy Nominated Actor for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt currently streaming on netflix” pic.twitter.com/Zfsgsl9Uvu
— Kate Dries (@TheSSKate) July 13, 2016
As you can see, Burgess logged onto Yelp after a day’s worth of texting back and forth with someone at a moving company who the actor claims wouldn’t come do his job until a Yelp review was posted. Well, the mover got his wish!
By far the funniest part is at the end:
You messed with the wrong Queen.
#franksexpress #Igotcha #lizaminelli #Iamgonnamakeavideoaboutyoubecauseofthedeepangerifeel #DONOTTHREATENMEIWILLWIN
Unfortunately, according to Burgess’ Twitter account, there has already been retaliation from the staff of Franks Express:
Doing it..He just texted and called me a Faggot. Poor thing doesnt know hell hath no fury like a Tituss scorned https://t.co/IfEGdluqTs
— Tituss Burgess (@TitussBurgess) July 13, 2016
Burgess is far from the only person whose review of the company includes allegations that they never showed up for a previously scheduled moving appointment. While there are a number of glowing reviews for the company on Yelp, their profile on “My Moving Reviews” is a disaster.
Poor Tituss. Any Kimmy Schmidt fans know that this NYC rental experience is somehow even worse than living downstairs from Lillian!
[image via screengrab]