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Surprise: Vivid Entertainment Thinks Casey Anthony Has A Future In Porn

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…Because she’s so good at lying! Barum-ching!

But “seriously,” TMZ has reported that Vivid Entertainment president Steve Hirsch recently called Casey Anthony‘s lawyer, the shy and withdrawing José Baez, suggesting that his client might benefit from a future career in having sex on camera.

Sure, why not:

Hirsch tells TMZ … “Whether you agree with the verdict or not, Casey will want to move forward with her life and has a right to make a living. It’s not going to be easy for her and we believe we can help her make the transition into a new life.”

No word on how much Hirsch is willing to pony up … but he thinks there’s a realistic chance … noting, “We’ve all seen the pictures of her partying and having a good time with friends where she definitely looks hot.”

Possible name for a film featuring Miss Anthony: There Is Literally No Title For A Casey Anthony Porn That Would Not Be In Wildly, Horrifically Bad Taste. Or, alternately: Hard Body Of Evidence.

The most depressing part of all this is, of course, the reality that of course people would watch Casey Anthony have sex on camera. @#%!!!!!

h/t TMZ

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  • TangledThorns

    I would not be surprised.

  • Republitarian

    TMZ has posted another story where Hirsch (already) retracts his offer. Apparently, she’s too skanky even for him – the Porn King of LA.

  • ednoall

    Not another word on Casey Anthony — UNLESS its the story of how George buys a gun puts it in Caseys mouth, then Cindys, then himself . I dont want to see any interviews, see the movie, read the book if told by her it will never be true.. I’m open to hear from either legal team – Jose’s story if he was told the truth by his client would be worth being disbarred– I never want to see Casey again unless dead or back in trouble (definitely not porn she make me sick).. Jury you all need to remain silent – so pepole dont find out just how dumb you all really are.

  • BlueTick

    Boy it appears Mr Facebook User needs to adjust his Tinhat somewhat,I do believe he has been exposed to something.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marylyn-Shoemaker/100002054052369 Marylyn Shoemaker

    If both the public and the media (TV, radio, papers etc.) boycott ALL news about Casey Anthony and family, she would then go the way of “Octomom ” —- out of sight and out of mind, left to her own devices to earn a living and pay back all of those she owes so much to; namely the IRS, Zenida Gonzalez, and all of those she stole from over the years !!!

    COME ON MEDIA LET IT GO AWAY NOW AND FOREVER. YOU KNOW CASESY LOVES YOUR ATTENTION !!!

  • LAPhil

    People here have it right. Casey Anthony should be ignored, in fact shunned, from now on.

  • Darklady

    Time to update the story, folks. Vivid quickly retracted its offer when it realized that *nobody* wants to watch this woman have sex. Swing from the end of a rope, possibly, but not have sex.

  • Bill Huggins

    SURPRISE? I think not.

    And who wouldn’t want to watch her have sex? She is SMOKING HOT. Especially with her hair down. And her la Vida loca; she’s probably REALLY GOOD at it. All those Florida gals are HOT TO TROT. I mean: shed rather have sex than report her missing child.

    VIVID: MAKE IT HAPPEN

  • Elj Ej18

    Casey needs a good hard spanking the Roman way with a flog I want to see her crying in pain and agony if she is in porn I want to see her in rape and I mean real rape

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