The Coalition Of Oscar Winners Who Can Save Us From The Oil Spill

Al Gore: Oscar winning oil spill specialty – Top secret (To be revealed in upcoming An Inconvenient Oil Spill)

Angelina Jolie: Oscar winning oil spill specialty – Extreme adoption.

Steven Spielberg: Oscar winning oil spill specialty – Massive sharks, injected with dinosaur DNA.

Peter Jackson: Oscar winning oil spill specialty – Magical rings (perfected in Middle-earth)

Jane Fonda: Oscar winning oil spill specialty – None (Team BP!)