This Exists: Houston Couple Has Wedding Officiated By Computer

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by Josh Feldman | 4:20 pm, August 2nd, 2011

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“iNow pronounce you man and wife.”

Some couples can be really creative when they decide to get married. For instance, that couple who decided to dance down the aisle to Chris Brown’s “Forever” or the man who proposed to his girlfriend in a custom Mario game level. But this one just might take the (wedding) cake.

A couple in Houston wanted to have a truly unique marriage ceremony, so they decided in lieu of a minister they would get married by a computer. The bride explained to KPRC that they’re “not a traditional couple. We’re kind of geeky.”

It’s one of the more unique ideas out there, but each couple is different and if they want to have the geekiest wedding ever, go right ahead! It’s still a heartwarming event. Except for the computer. Computers don’t have hearts. Accursed machines!

You can watch the video below, courtesy of CNN:

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Slow news day?
Anonymous

If things go south they can just reformat and reinstall the OS.
Rusty Shackleford

If anyone is wondering why CNN gushes over this kind of stuff, it’s because Big Media loves to push the Transhumanist Agenda (known to supporters as the Singularity Movement). Look it up if you’re interested, their endgame goal is to inject all of us with an RFID microchip so that our brain fuses with artificial intelligence into a Singular man/robot hybrid. 2 years back Larry Page, co-founder of Google, said, “certainly if you had all the world’s information directly attached to your brain, or an artificial brain that was smarter than your brain, you’d be better off.” When the fuck was that a certainty? I will never let anyone inject me with an RFID chip, that’s the mark of the beast as John predicted in the book of Revelation. “And no one shall buy or sell without it…”
Anonymous

We know it’s you, Dale Gribble. And we’re after you!
Nature Freak

LOL!

Dale: “… sounds like helicopters. UN helicopters!”

Dale: “Computers don’t make errors. What they do, they do on purpose.”
Rusty Shackleford

My name is Shackleford. Rusty Shackleford.