This Happened: Watch Shark Jump Over Surfer

What’s your worst fear, boo boos? If your reply is something like “performing any sort of physical activity, also the ocean, also sharks,” you can come sit by me and scream while we watch the following video together. Make a “jumping the shark” joke at your own risk.

It’s pretty simple: Some people are surfing, for some reason. And then a shark, perhaps driven wild by the fact that these surfers are wearing “Someday,” the new fragrance by Justin Bieber, proceeds to JUMP OVER ONE OF THE SURFERS. That is so gross, you guys. Ew, imagine getting touched by a shark! Ew, what if it touches your face? Ew, ew!

I can’t deal. Watch, if you must:

h/t Breitbart.tv

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