” I love the smell of napalm in the morning … smells like…victory.”

I don’t know, I have such a low opinion of conservatives and the Republican party, that I think they could elect this Fannie/Freddie lobbyist, flip-flopper and  vile philanderer.

Oooooooh, Bruce! Spilled my bean-sprout latte all over my Birkenstocks while convulsing with mirth at the delightful, piquant humor in Tomboy’s article. Ooooh, teeheehee.

You forgot reason number 11: He’s a dick. 

“Conservatives appreciate a candidate who wraps himself in the flag, not one who towels himself off with it.”
Great line.

Just saw that he took 1.6 million from Freddie Mac since he left the house. Those history lessons are getting expensive.

Please, please let Newt maintain a lead in the polls. The opposition research is going to ruin not only his bid for the presidency, but more importantly, it’s finally going to put the final nail in his political coffin.

Oopsie! I’m afraid you’re going to be sent to the cornfield. Come on in, it’s mighty crowded in here!

I took a few history classes in college, and would be happy to give Freddie history lessons for a mere $1 million dollars a year.  I had no idea historians were so well paid!  I guess next time I need a loan, I should go to the museum instead of the bank.

You’re such a jerk Tommy. Why don’t you do some reporting on the Obama admin telling Solyndra to hold off on layoffs until after last year election? You are such a partisan hack I still can’t believe you have a press room pass.

Would that be the same Fannie/Freddie as the Democratic Slush Fund used to buy-off their taxpayer-dependent base?

This will fizzle away faster than an Obama promise!

The second best thing Newt will do is to expose the President as the intellectual fraud and dilletante he truly is!
Newt will CRUSH him in a debate, and in the election!

I’ll tell you what Tommy, why don’t you challenge Newt to a debate.  Then we’ll see who is not as smart as they think they are.

I love people like you. You come here day after day and WHINE incessantly about the story selections and then cry that you’re not being pandered to enough and how you’re VICTIMS of media bias. Well guess what — if you don’t like it here, go start your own friggin’ wing nut media website. GoDaddy will be only too happy to set you up with a URL (perhaps PatheticConservativeWhiners.com?) and then you can post all the anti-Obama garbage that nutters love and need as part of their daily diet.

And please take Gloves and Michelle and Pablo and StonePark with you. I promise that none of you — or your pitiful sense of victimization — will be missed. 

You voted for Obama. Enough said.

That’s the funniest thing about this article. Does Tommy (I hate adults who still use the child version of there name, btw. Your fucking name should be “Tom”) actually think he’s smarter than Newt Gingrich? Is it possible that liberals can be this out of touch with reality?

Also, Tommy Boy knocks gingrich for being a chubby old white guy. I’m not sure if you’ve looked in a mirror recently, Tommy Boy, but you’re about the dumbest looking son of a bitch this side of Bill Maher. Something something about stones and glass houses.

they forgot that he is a lying, cheating, womanizing, phoney hypocrite…
maybe he should take his own advice and arrest himself..

“BLING-GRICH”

BAHAHAHAHAHAA

I take it you are going to be the 4th Mrs. Gingrich.

8. Rhymes With “Cute”
Coming from somebody who has “Road Kill” for a face. If I was Tommy the last thing I’d be calling out anybody on is their looks. 

He is smart, but tough to find fault with the rest.

Reason #2a:

“[Newt] continued [his] affair during the Lewinsky scandal [ed. note: presumably because he loved America too much] when Gingrich became a leader of the Republican investigation of
President Clinton for perjury and obstruction of justice in connection
with his alleged affairs”

http://tinyurl.com/8a5xhf9

I think Tommy watched a Rambo marathon immediately before penning this. 

Norbit can stay…he reminds me of Smakowski from Office Space.

It would really depress me if this place became just another left wing nut job site instead of its current unique form of a left AND right wing nut job site.  Don’t ruin my Palin Gate/Fox Nation sandwich!

Don’t you find it even the slightest bit humorous that this board had the nerve to report on the “media complaining they were censored” when this board censors stories all day long? 

No victimization on the part of our requests for a little balance on the board.  Everyone knows TC is a liberal lefty, he is proud of it, and he represents the left extremely well as a member of the WHPC; but he is not a journalist in the sense of the word when journalists are supposed to report truth and fact, TC reports his opinion…and that is fine.

It is just laughable when the left complains about “censorship” when they are censors themselves daily.  Obama is a crook…the quid pro quo evidence on giving our tax dollars to his top donors is evidence in a large scale and yet TC cannot bring himself to discuss it.

Yesterday, in Hawaii, Obama said “right here in Asia”….and TC ignored it; just imagine if Palin has said it.

So funny to watch it all.

The use of the “napalm” metaphor here is puzzling. The reason why napalm is so effective is because it burns in such a controlled and prolonged manner and is very difficult to remove. So if Tommy was trying to suggest that in spite of his well-known negatives that Gingrich has staying power and likely to withstand efforts to effectively remove him from the field, “napalm” would be very apt.

I didn’t realize Tommy was running for President.

Your reaction is childish, Darren, and shows how anathema critical thinking of one’s own is to Republicans.

This is what I love about the Republican Party. Their hypocrisy has no bounds.

Occupooh … hahahaha

[WhinySnivelingVoice]“Your fucking name should be ‘Tom’.”[/WhinySnivelingVoice] 

What a bitchy comment, Jason.

Dump the slime out now and come election time the smear will be long gone-old news and all about the Obama Economy. 

Top Ten Reasons Barack Obama Will Be a One Term President

10. Vacation, vacation, vacation
9. The 2009 apology tour
8. STILL no federal budget
7. Ignoring the protests in Iran (what a different world we might be in today if only…)
6. Chicago style politics
5. “…cling to their guns and religion…”
4. Fast and Furious
3. Solyndra
2. Obamacare
1. Golf, golf, golf!

yea dumbass it is the same freddie and fannie…..my guess is your dumb ass is still willing to trash dems over their associations with freddie but give serial liar tossed from the House trise married nuttcase newt a free pass ….RIGHT????….you sir are a prime example of whats wrong with the wingnut party….youre to ignorant to maintain the right to vote….GAWD DAMM…..enuff!!!!!

You need new writers. 

In many ways I agree with you. I’m not interested in an echo chamber. That would be boring and I’d stop posting here. But the conservatives who frequent this board can’t even put up anything remotely resembling an intelligent argument. Instead it’s the same tired litany of victimization, Solyndra and 57 states. And a lot of cutting and pasting from newsmax and hotair. It’s not funny, it’s not clever and it sure as hell ain’t much of a debate. 

How about some more…
   
     *Supports the hygiene challenged/violence plagued OWS
     * 15 TRILLION dollars in debt

Newt Gingrich makes the rest of those so called GOP candidates look like real amateurs. He has not only the intellect with a superior brain but all those years of experience on the workings of the federal gov’t. He answers questions without any hesitation because he has intimate knowledge of domestic as well as foreign affairs. He has been in on the inside of government for years and would know where all the bodies are buried in Congress when it comes to getting legislation passed. He has an agenda for almost all of the major concerns that this country has today and he is able to express his thoughts with coherent  and logical thoughts. Show me one other candidate who can measure up to him in any way. In a debate with Obama, he would wash the floor with him on substantail knowledge about any subject.  His only drawback was in the past for his superior attitude and that was only due to the fact that he has a superior mind. All this crap about marriages has nothing to do with running the government. We need a President who runs the country, not worrying about his personal life. Clinton did a pretty good job in spite of his hot pants., We are all human at times but that has nothing to do with his ability to administer the nation out of this recession and keep the nation focused on prosperity.

Newton Gingerich –  the former ten-term congressman from an Atlanta-area district was Speaker of the House and(1) resigned in disgrace. He resigned in disgrace because he was (2)”Womanizing”! Kinda like raising Cain! Newton’s conservative stance will not stand as his (3)”Contract for America” didn’t stand, and(4) “trickle down” didn’t trickle! (5)Compassionate Conservatism wasn’t! This man is a(6) retread, (7)re-hashed and (8)regurgitation of (9)failed concepts doomed to failure again! His third wife testifies to his conservative stance and womanizing! This guy is in it for himself! Gingrich is a (10)greedy, power-hungry and self-centered Republican! Newton will be going up against a proven leader who is proving his capabilities. Under president Obama the job gains in the private sector shows the effects the previous Congress had put into effect with their legislation and the president’s leadership in administering the accomplishments. And the president can multi-task well even with the constant harping and lying from the TEA/GOP/Republican party who tries to undo the previous Congress’s legislation. It’s going to be a great Republican primary season! President Obama has done more to fix the US economy and international relations as well as taking out Osama and sixteen others. His leadership is truly needed and warranted no matter what the TEA/GOP/Republicans say. 

The Liberal Dumbazzes are scared to death of Newt. He will tear oBUMmer a new one in a debate. oBumbler won’t know what hit him. Course oBammer can always use his 57 state defense or for that matter, any of his multitude og gaffs over the past 4 years. Come to think about it, the DummyCraps are actually afraid of all the R’s candidates the way they’ve been going crazy over Perry, Cain and the others. But, they definitely don’t want their guy who has NO record of ever going to college have to debate someone smart like Newt Gingrich. Whewwww, Newt will mop up the floor with Obama.It will not be purdy for dem der dems.

I give Newt 2.5 weeks (maybe 3) in the harsh spotlight. Excuse me while I run to the store to buy more pop corn . . .

Newt will be our next president . No doubt about it .

nobody said anything about looks—
other than YOU just now mikey…
funny how the cons have one basic argument mentality–to make fun of how people look..
that i think says it all..
no substance and no real argument..
did your mother every tell you that beauty is on the inside?
and for the cons always telling themselves how ‘hot’ they are…you all are pretty dmn ugly on the inside!

i will bet you 1000 each–that it will not…
10-bush took more
9-only apologized for what the cons have done ie lies, deciet and war?
8. the cons would filibuster any budget and america knows it
7-obama has ignored nothing–and to think we can invade iran is stupid
6-this makes no sense–as compared to washintomn style? texas style?
5. well–truth hurts–and most americans agre
4-dumb and dumber
3-bushs deal
2-mittney’s deal
1-bush played more

so Jesus Bush did all of this more and he was re-elected and he ran against kerry–that flip flopping RICH kid..
who looks a lot like Mitt???
hahahahaha
KARMA IS COMING ..2012

*SUPPORT THE 99% YES
*MOST OF THIS IS TAX CUTS  AND WARS..

I WILL BET ANYONE 100,000 NEWT WILL NEVER BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES–EVER~

must be your first day with the new brain

If for no other reasons, Newt will never get elected president because he’s fat and ugly.

Once again, I read the title…. knew exactly who the writer would be.

When are you going to write an article called “Top 10 Reasons Obama is a Horrible, Vile, Disingenuous Man”?

Oh, truth isn’t something you know all that much about, is it, Tommy.

How about top ten Obama Haters?

That fear line is getting very, very old. So far, we have supposedly been afraid of Sarah Palin, Christine O’Donnell, Sharon Angle, Rick Santorum, Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, Rick Perry, Glenn Beck, and the entire Fox News team.

PS. Your ability to play with names is equal to that of a 5 year-old.

Newt will weather this media attack job.  This story is going nowhere fast.

And the wise and weird Norbit said the same about:

1. Bachmann
2. Pawlenty
3. Perry
4. Cain
5. Gingrich
6. ?

Whoever wrote this news article is an idiot and a well you know a dumba***

Newt Gingrich is rising and they just don’t want to admit that he may very well be our nominee.

I guess Tommy Christopher thought this was cute and funny.  Not and I don’t even like NG.   The anti-Newt thing focus on how a guy who was Mr Insider and lead the pack is now so anti Washington.

It’s the same with the Dems.  Politics in America has become trash.

You mean the economy that is improving on a daily basis?  FYI, when Obama took over as President the DOW was hovering at 8,000. It now maintains a position in the low 12,000′s.

So yeah, I agree. I hope the topic of the economy is an issue that is discussed quite heavily next year.

You are right. But I checked the facts. Three times as many Repubs went to the big house as many as Dems and what irks me is the hypocrysy the Republs get nailed for. And on the “family values” they claim to live by.
We absolutely need to get money out of politics.

Can you read? Tommy’s number 8 is Newt can’t win because he’s ugly.So your liberal friend Tommy makes fun of Newts looks and you call me out on it. Priceless I guess you were up in arms with the articles on Bachman and Perry sucking in corn dogs.Grow a spine Poosie..

.I don’t think ‘Spanky” from Our Gang” needs you to defend him. He’s real good at slinging the arrows and when the tempermental little bitch gets upset he stops you from posting. Now that’s a real Poosie. 

You don’t have a clue about my critical thinking.  You won’t see a post ANYWHERE of me getting on the Bachmann, Perry, or Cain bandwagons at the time.  I have no doubt all 3 are sufficiently conservative enough for me, but all 3 are undisciplined for a presidential race.  And unfortunately, in this day and age , with the type of media scrutiny of Republicans, a winning candidate must have ready access to a ton of facts and figures.  (A scrutiny not applied to Obama or Biden.  Their gaffes are just as numerous) Newt has that.  He is THE smartest candidate in the race on either side.  For Tommy to say otherwise just further illustrates his bias against Republicans (ie If you’re Republican, you can’t possibly be as smart as Tommy).

My only problem with Newt Gingrich has been personal character issues.  My growing experience has shown me though (and I hate being a cynic) that nearly EVERYONE in Washington has personal character issues to some degree.  Most Republicans DO care about that or else Gingrich would be the runaway front runner right now. (As opposed to Democrats all out embrace of Clinton, Ted Kennedy)

How’s that for critical thinking, Mr. Anonymous.

“How’s that for critical thinking, Mr. Anonymous.”

It is better than most Republicans — better than 80 or 90% even. I don’t understand the rationale behind this, though: “I have no doubt all 3 are sufficiently conservative enough for me…” I rarely hear Democrats saying someone is not Liberal enough. We talk about their grasp of issues, character, and the specific planks of their platform. The degree of Liberal-ness is secondary or even tertiary. Republicans seem to think, the vast majority of them, that the more conservative the better. That is just myopic and wrong.

And Mr. anonymous? You can check out a fairly long history of me posting as shonangreg. My character is therein contained. I don’t see anything there for you to criticize. Using your real name on the net, otoh . . . Why run that risk? What benefit is there? You know there are crazy people who will target or threaten to target people for seemingly random or just plain insane reasons. You posting under your own name is nothing to be proud of, in my opinion.

Hello? How can you overlook 81 ethics violations, most concerning money or lying that he plea-bargained down to a $300,000 fine in 1998. A fine paid for by a loan from a lobbyest. How can this not be on your list? http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/govt/leadership/stories/041897.htm     and   http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/govt/leadership/stories/012297.htm

#11  because the lefty libs will do whatever they can to besmirch him because they know he is brilliant and could clean odumo’s clock in a debate hands down.

“odumo”

That is sheer brilliance!  You aren’t Don Draper, are you? So creative.

Hey Dummy. Newt was NOT a lobbyist for Freddie?Fannie. Get a clue.

but the dems love philanderers… slick willy for example..,.,

Citibank just announced 3000 layoffs. Economists are concerned about another recession due to problems in Europe. So much for the economy “improving”.

First, Newt is a fraud… and he knows it!!

Second, I find amusing how Republicons will defend any nominee rising in the polls, and once they drop in those same polls later, Republicons kick them to the curb like they did with Bachmann, Perry, Cain and eventually will do the same to Newt!!

Don’t think that’s possible. There are millions who hate what he’s been doing to the country equally.

This continues to be the most hilariously absurd GOP nomination process ever.

I don’t defend one party over another. Both are big machines that operate without integrity.

Newt’s Loot

A presidential candidate named Newt
Received lots of Freddie Mac loot
When asked to justfy
A figure so high
The auditors said it did not compute!

Newt says he gave historic perspective
About lending practices gone defective
But we have to laugh
At more than a million and a half
Being paid for Newt’s political invective.

It shows you what’s wrong with this nation
Corrupted by the world banking copporation
Our rulers get bought
And no one does squat
About obscene levels of executive compensation.
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You hope he will because Newt would absolutely destroy Barack Obama in a debate. There would be nothing left of the president. Just an empty suit and a pair of wingtips on the stage.

How could you leave out his snuggling on the loveseat with Nancy Pelosi?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi6n_-wB154

FYI, when I say “the economy”, I’m not talking about Europe’s economy, dummy.

Wow tea party…now you’re considering one of the more slimly politicians evah.  Newt’s a disgusting human being.

Bush had even more vacation, vacation, vacation…and ranch, ranch, ranch…..WMD,

WMD, WMD,……and of course, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity~

I love these articles aimed at the prepubescent reader.

EXCELLENT!

What?!? You lefties don’t like Uncle Newt?

Oh alright then, we’ll elect someone else….

Just kidding – it’s still going to be Uncle Newt.

Ah ha ha ha ha.

When will Santorum get his turn?
What is the temperature in Hell these days?

You really don’t get it.

We expected the smears.
We are on to you “same old shit” morons.
Newt is going to kick your ass. and you know it.
I can’t wait ’til the debates begin……Obama won’t show up.

Not even close to the DNC’s in 2004. Until one of their candidates starts screaming on stage like an out of control asshate, they have nothing on you guys. Also, I didn’t even mention John Edwards.

Yeah, I’m sure if Barack is elected to another four years he might even be able to get the DJIA back up to where it was under Bush. Of course, Uncle Newt will probably get it to 20K the first month he’s in office. Ok, maybe not, but if he’s elected it will probably drive you crazy – which in and of itself makes it worth doing.

You have to understand that “intellectual,” in lefty land, is used loosely – it means smart enough to figure out which of the two levers drops a food pellet, but not without incurring a rather large electric bill over the course of the excercise.

10. Bowing to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia.
9. Bowing to Emperor Akihito of Japan.
8 Giving the Queen of England an iPod.
7. Giving the Queen of England an iPod full of his own speeches.
6. Turning the DOJ over to Eric “Fast and Furious” Holder
5. Turning the DHS over to Janet “The System Worked” Napolitano
4. Turning the Government over to a Teleprompter.
3. Solyndra
2. Mitt Romney
1. Newt Gingrich

It would be more fun to do a “Top 100 Reasons” list rather than just 10.

Lobbying Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac Is the only one that will stick.

How is this for something new:
Newt has dual Irish citizenship.

Can a dual citizen be President?

When you think Newt Gingrich
Think “Resigned In Disgrace, For Womanizing”

But womanizing isn’t any big thing anymore, right? Libs didn’t care what Bill Clinton did in his “private time”. They still considered him a “Great President”. Everyone knows Newt’s background. If it didn’t stop Clinton, why should it stop Newt?

Obama has had less vacation than the previous presidents. You fail.

Are you freaking kidding me?  Newt is warmed over hash.  He’s the last abysmal hope of the far right who was sure that they could find a someone to the political right of Mitt with half a brain.  Ooops.  No such luck.  So the only person with half a brain left is Newt.  Warmed over hash. Newt is actually the perfect opponent for Romney at this stage of the drama.  Newt is the emperor-in-chief of the flip-flop, I can’t decide if he’s primary ”leftovers” or “rightovers”  But soon enough, it will be over for Newt.    

If your “leftover” candidate ever got in front of Barak Obama, it would only be after the “democrat machine” had exposed all his double dealing and double talk; all his character, and personality flaws.  This pompus, egotistical, philandering, lifetime politician would look like a maggot on the stage of a presidential debate. 

Heck once he’s exposed to the light even you won’t like him Norbit.  America..especially independant voters,women voters and any one else who is a Tea Party wingnut would see him for what he is.  He would look like and sound like a loser.  This will become clearer and clearer to you as it did with all of your choices before him (Trump, Palin, Bachman, Perry, Cain)  He would be crushed before he even got on the stage. 

Wake up and smell the Tea.  You’re thinker than you dumb you are.      

If it’s true then it’s not a smear you moron!  Your saving grace is a loser who shut down the goverment and then cheated on his wife while preaching Family Values!  Keep praying!  You religious conservative freaks are good at that!  Hallelujah!

How do you justify his blatant lobbying!? He just lied to the American people, you included, about Freddy! Did you not hear about this yet!? He’s the biggest liar on stage, and that’s the only award he would take home! This will be the fastest free fall in history! Maybe more epic than Herman Blame! Stay tuned!!!

Were you the guy that actually believed his explanation!? Do the math, then try to tap into some common sense, and you’ll realize what that money was really for! Faux News got another one!!!

Ron Paul 2012! 

Newt was conducting a affair as he went after Clinton. Unfortunately hypocrisy is required by the rpugs anymore.
So lets load Newt in the general election cannon, and see whether it blows up, or out.

…and these are just the lame reasons pulled out of the nose of someone too lazy to Google “Gingrich.”

You forgot to mention that he was a corrupt scumbag when he was in Congress who had to resign in disgrace.  He had literally dozens of ethics complaints against him, was caught up in several scandals, and is the only Speaker of the House in history to be sanctioned – to the tune of 300 grand.  The only thing he’s got over your average come to do good, stay to do well politician is that he had the consistency to have a hand in someone’s pocket from day 1.

Of course, reasons 1 through 10 should be that he was banging a staffer young enough to be his daughter while leading the charge against Clinton for getting hummers from Lewinsky.  A Democrat might be able to come back from that, but there’s no way a Republican can.

Joe…….How many times Obama lied to the people of this country. WAKE UP!

Maybe if Newt gets the nomination, he can get Palin for VP. Just like Newt, she’s good at quitting elected office when the going gets tough. My favorite quote from the Newt when he quit congress after the spanking the Republicans got in the 1988 election is “I’m willing to lead but I’m not willing to preside over people who are
cannibals. My only fear would be that if I tried to stay, it would just
overshadow whoever my successor is.”

Everyone loves the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Nobody likes his bipolar brother

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA But he does have name recognition NEWT

Who cares about banks. People are moving thier money to Credit Unions!

I don’t know about this.

Gingrich is an arrogant, self-serving, sanctimonious, condescending, morally-bankrupt and ethically-barren scam artist and master lobbyist — making him the ideal candidate to represent the principles, values, and political agenda of the Republican Party.

LOL!!! Nicely said!