UGH, This Exists: Miley Cyrus’ Sister Noah, 9, To Launch Lingerie Line For Kids

I really, really wish this didn’t exist. And I can’t be the only person who clicked on this hoping it was some sort of made-in-bad-taste hoax. Alas. Miley Cyrus’ younger sister Noah, who is nine years old, is apparently launching a lingerie line for children. Or someone legally in charge of Noah Cyrus, who is NINE, is reportedly promoting a lingerie line for children using both Cyrus and her friend Emily Grace:

She’ll be teaming up with her pint-sized best friend Emily Grace to launch a children’s lingerie collection for ‘Ohh! La, La! Couture‘…“trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel, reminiscent of Emily’s true personality. She is collaborating with Ooh! La, La! Couture designers to create versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, funky sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look. Emily’s collection will appeal not just to little girls – the line also has an exclusive Teen Collection available to a size 14.”

Apparently those versatile styles include fishnet stockings because this little Emily Grace girl appears in a video promo for the line [UPDATE: which has now been removed — which I am NOT posting here because it is creepy — wearing fishnets. Also, who allows their children to do things like this and what sort of parent would buy these clothes?! This will not end well. Unless! As a person in our office just suggested, Noah has been hired by the FBI for some sort of sting operation aimed at outing pedophiles. Sadly, I suspect otherwise.

UPDATE 2: According to FabLife representatives of the line are claiming Perez Hilton’s initial report is not true. Though based on how these little girls have been dressed and sent out into public, it’s not much of a jump to make. Stay tuned.

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