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When Horrible People Fight: Al Qaeda Wants Ahmadinejad To Stop Being A 9/11 Truther

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Recently, while speaking to the UN General Assembly, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stated a bunch of terrible stuff including his belief that the 9/11 attack was actually perpetrated by the US government to create cause to invade Middle Eastern countries. Obviously, this kind of talk is a direct slap in the face to every man, woman, and child who lost their lives on that day.

Apparently though, that also includes the, uh, terrorists themselves. It turns out that al Qaeda is pretty annoyed the Iranian president said these things. It makes sense if you think about it. I mean, say what you will about al Qaeda but those guys put a lot of work into that thing.

The comments from the terrorist organization apparently appeared in an article in their English-language magazine, Inspire.

From The Guardian:

“‘The Iranian government has professed on the tongue of its president Ahmadinejad that it does not believe that al-Qaida was behind 9/11 but rather, the US government,’ the article said, according to Iranian media. ‘So we may ask the question: why would Iran ascribe to such a ridiculous belief that stands in the face of all logic and evidence?’

Al-Qaida also accused Iran of hypocrisy over its “anti-Americanism”.

The article said: ‘For Iran, anti-Americanism is merely a game of politics. It is anti-America when it suits it and it is a collaborator with the US when it suits it, as we have seen in the shameful assistance Iran gave to the US in its invasion of Afghanistan and in the Shia of Iraq, backed by Iran, bringing the American forces into the country and welcoming them with open arms.’”

Oh, snap! Did you hear that, Mahmoud? Al Qaeda just called you an anti-American poser! Are you really gonna let them be frontin’ like that?

Clearly the only way to settle this is in a fight to the death. Winner dies first.

(h/t Kurt Andersen)

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  • Anonymous

    When Horrible People Fight: Al Qaeda Wants Ahmadinejad To Stop Being A 9/11 Truther

    Ahmadinejad on the same team as Van Jones and Rosie O’Donnell .

  • DavidMaximus

    “I mean, say what you will about al Qaeda but those guys put a lot of work into that thing.”
    The fact that Jon Bershad chose to use a simple noun describing 9/11 as oppose to a pejorative adjective, puts you in the same boat as the 9/11 truthers. Your little bitch-made description, trying to be humorous, shows your flippancy to what really matters.

    I know it’s typical that liberals believe that America caused and deserved 9/11 and that Muslims have been victims throughout history.

    You radical liberals are the same, if not worse than al Qaeda. I hope every bitch-ass liberal takes this to heart. Especially that fatherless, drug-addict degenerate Bill Maher. 

  • Michelle

    And 42% of Dems (according to Zogby). 

  • Redleaf

    I love false equivalencies.
    Here, let me try one: Conservatives are against gay marriage. So is the Westboro Baptist Church. So I guess Conservatives and the Westboro Baptist Church are on the same team!
    Hooray!
     
    Neanderthal conservative attempting humorous false equivalency to ridicule me in 3, 2, 1…

  • Anonymous

    Big Dave, what “pejorative adjective” did you use in your post to describe 9/11?  Did you call it the “Atrocious 9/11 Atrocity”?  Did you call it the “Evil 9/11 Act of Evil”?  Did you call it the “Holocaustic 9/11 Holocaust”?  Get your own bitch-descriptions cleaned up first, then criticize others.  Bitch.

  • Michelle

    Wrong.

  • Guest

    In other news, AlQeada also asked Obama’s old Green Jobs Czar, Van Jones, to quite being a truther as well.

  • Blue123

    Red Leaf should be DEAD Leaf.  Stupid liberal with head up their ass.

  • john.kliber

    He meant they are all truthers and they are; try some kind of DVD rom that allows you to increase your logic and reading comprehension skills.

  • john.kliber

    Muslims HAVE been victims for much of their history – of themselves. Since that view is not allowed within Islam, they strike out at whoever is notable at the time, kinda like crazy people write threatening letters to whoever is President.

  • john.kliber

    Akbardinnerjihad is stealing Al Queda’s thunder and giving credit to the U.S. gov’t and Jews. This makes them inconsolable. All that work for nothing. Just imagine if the U.S. had publicly berated Outer Mongolia for Pearl Harbor and declared Japan allies. The Imperial Empire of Japan would’ve had to do it all over again and planes that go down in flames with a single bullet don’t grow on trees.

  • DavidMaximus

    Mediaite blocked my first response, so let me retry enlightening you without scolding you. And trust me, this is hard.

    Combining two adjectives or like expressions, becomes an apposition. This is a true grammatical relationship.

    Your analogy is literally incorrect on every level, your repeating the same word using different tenses. So I know why you voted for Obama. 

    When a real man is speaking, you should listen.

  • Anonymous

    so the title was not enough for you? “when horrible people fight?” next time he’ll mention that they’re the devil incarnate and the lowest common denominator of human life. Then maybe bitch ass conservatives such as yourself will stop being little bitches and whining about simple word choice and semantics. BITCH

  • Anonymous

    he knows what he meant moron. He’s saying it’s a false equivelency, perhaps you should purchase that dvd along with one that teaches the art of getting your head out of your ass. 

  • Anonymous

    typical violent conservative.

  • Anonymous

    Shia (Iran)and Sunni (Al Qaida) Muslims may dislike, even hate, the USA, but it pales in comparison to the enmity they feel towards each other. Rather like Church of England Protestants and the Catholics in Ireland.  Except for the minor point of the primacy of the Papacy, their theology is identical, but they were, until recently, killing each other with abandon. 

  • DavidMaximus

    Woman, where you’re trying to get a point across, make sure you at least try to be original instead of copying my illustration of liberals.

    Second, no that word choice wasn’t enough. Don’t ever make light of 9/11, never.

    Thirdly, you are a liberal because you hate your father and America.

    So don’t you ever dare challenge a real conservative in any aspect, woman.

  • Anonymous

    That’s the dumbest shit i’ve ever read. In fact you are the dumbest poster i’ve ever seen on this site, and that list includes a whole parade of idiots. You have no point to make other than you were offended by semantics, because you are in fact a little bitch. Just admit it and move on with your life.

  • Anonymous

    Ahmadinejad would fit right in with the Democratic party. Talk about your identical twins.

  • Redleaf

    Care to explain that statement? Or are you just a little baby trying to say something weally weally smart like a big boy?

  • Anonymous

    Do you mean like you?!?

  • Redleaf

    Wow, you are truly the king of the witty retort.
    In the meantime, care to explain your original statement and tell us how “Ahmadinejad would fit right in with the Democratic party”?

  • Anonymous

    Maybe you would care to explain why he would not?

  • Redleaf

    OK, honestly, I cannot debate such an idiot.
    And to think: you take that intellect into the voting booth in an attempt to steer the course of our democracy.
    Truly scary.

  • Anonymous

    You mean that because you’re a moron you can’t win a debate. Well, I gave you a thumbs up so that you wouldn’t feel too bad about your shortcomings. Word of advice friend…you can’t hang with the big dawgs so don’t even try. See ya in the funny papers…LOL

  • Sebstian_scott_martin

    I don’t understand conservatives.

  • Guest

    lots of anger here….and as usual, no solutions…only finger pointing and mindless jabs…seems like a waste of energy that could be spent thinking of ways to affect positive change

  • Anonymous

    This is one posting of yours I like. and I agree with you. 

  • Anonymous

    If America’s poor enough that al Qaeda could easily make him the humiliation of the Soviet Union failed because of a major operation in the country to do?

  • Anonymous

    Al Qaeda is an anti-Islamic organization that America made ​​it  to  destruction the face of Islam.

  • Anonymous

    Do not mistake. America’s first enemy of humanity, freedom, and human rights. We are against America’s policy of aggression

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