“I’m so heartbroken that the Internet, for the first time, was wrong about something. How are we ever going to trust the Internet again?” Who said it?

“One part of America loves her history, another reviles it as racist, imperialist and genocidal. Old heroes like Columbus, Stonewall Jackson and Robert E. Lee are replaced by Dr. King and Cesar Chavez.”

Who Said: “I feel like Michael Jackson at the moment. Everywhere I go, people are taking pictures of me and asking for my photo.” Hint: It wasn’t Glenn Beck, but his family has been offered gold-saddled horses and a plethora of young brides. Size 10s anyone?

Welcome to a fun new feature at Mediaite called “Who Said It?” where we find fun, funny and semi-outlandish stuff in the media and make you guess who made that claim. We’ll give you a few clues, and then reveal the identity of the speaker. When in doubt, pick Glenn Beck.

So: Who called Bill Clinton a “misogynistic sociopath?” We’ll give you a hint: It wasn’t Glenn Beck.