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Colbert Invites John Lithgow To Perform Dramatic Reading Of Surreal Gingrich Press Release

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Newt Gingrich had a bad week. Luckily, he hired fully-trained epic poets to write his press releases, which resulted in something of a penned by political bard/spokesman Rick Tyler. While many tried to fully capture the loftiness of Tyler’s press release explaining how the “right-wing social engineering” snafu was actually the product of left-wing media jiu-jitsu, Stephen Colbert didn’t take a chance on it: he asked Emmy- and Tony award-winning actor John Lithgow to give it a dramatic reading.

“This man will rise like the sourdough he appears to be made of,” Colbert said of Gingrich, defending the press release with reviews from the media that described it as “epic,” “florid,” and “overwritten.” As it is one of the few things to be accurately described as “epic”– as in “it makes Gingrich sound like Achilles”– Colbert gave Lithgow an American flag backdrop, and microphone, and let him roll.

The dramatic reading via Comedy Central below, followed by the text of the press release:


The literati sent out their minions to do their bidding. Washington cannot tolerate threats from outsiders who might disrupt their comfortable world. The firefight started when the cowardly sensed weakness. They fired timidly at first, then the sheep not wanting to be dropped from the establishment’s cocktail party invite list unloaded their entire clip, firing without taking aim their distortions and falsehoods. Now they are left exposed by their bylines and handles. But surely they had killed him off. This is the way it always worked. A lesser person could not have survived the first few minutes of the onslaught. But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Gingrich, once again ready to lead those who won’t be intimated by the political elite and are ready to take on the challenges America faces.

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  • illusive man

    Colbert stole that joke from Red Eye.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEmvbuZFlCk (fast forward to 9:40)

    Stephen Colbert is a joke stealing thief.
    He’s the Carlos Mencia of comedy based news shows.

  • Glackin

    illusive man said:
    Colbert stole that joke from Red Eye.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEmvbuZFlCk (fast forward to 9:40)

    Stephen Colbert is a joke stealing thief.
    He’s the Carlos Mencia of comedy based news shows.

    Get real! Shakespeare “stole” from the bible, and the Greeks.
    The performance was great. Emmy-worth.
    Improve your mind, sickboy. It’s called “reducto ad absurdum”.

  • illusive man

    Glackin said:
    Get real! Shakespeare “stole” from the bible, and the Greeks.The performance was great. Emmy-worth.Improve your mind, sickboy. It’s called “reducto ad absurdum”.

    Modern “liberalism” is all about stealing.
    That’s why I call “liberalism” the philosophy of the thief.
    It all started when they stole the name liberal from libertarians and made it the perversion of “liberalism” that we all know today.

    So I don’t find it suprising at all that you took Carlos Mencia jr’s side on this, guy who is obsessed with pitching and catching but is better known as Glackin.

  • Glackin

    illusive man said:
    Modern “liberalism” is all about stealing.
    That’s why I call “liberalism” the philosophy of the thief.
    It all started when they stole the name liberal from libertarians and made it the perversion of “liberalism” that we all know today.

    So I don’t find it suprising at all that you took Carlos Mencia jr’s side on this, guy who is obsessed with pitching and catching but is better known as Glackin.

    “Liberalism” has been around since Hobbes and Adam Smith. The first cite of “Libertarianism” I can find is from 1789. Who’s the thief?
    Whatever your REAL name is, your moniker is the “Deceptive one”.
    That gives me the freedom to call you what I will, snake.

  • Erebys

    illusive man said:
    It all started when they stole the name liberal from libertarians and made it the perversion of “liberalism” that we all know today.

    I’m sorry. That’s one of the stupidest things I’ve read today. Liberalism was formed from the word liberal which is derived from the Latin word for freedom, liber.

  • Alz

    Not a Newt fan, but much less of a liberal fan. It’s simply amazing how their entire approach to solving problems is to ridicule people rather than to present ideas or engage in debate.

  • Glackin

    Alz said:
    Not a Newt fan, but much less of a liberal fan. It’s simply amazing how their entire approach to solving problems is to ridicule people rather than to present ideas or engage in debate.

    Love to see yours, if you ever have one.
    Liberal ideas? Try anti-trust laws, the 40 hour week, child labor and education laws, Social Security, the Pure Food & Drug Act, Medicare, childhood immunization.
    Conservative ideas? Cut the above.

  • Newsjunky

    Hahahaaha! Classic. Thanks John and Stephen!

  • illusive man

    Glackin said:
    “Liberalism” has been around since Hobbes and Adam Smith. The first cite of “Libertarianism” I can find is from 1789. Who’s the thief?Whatever your REAL name is, your moniker is the “Deceptive one”.That gives me the freedom to call you what I will, snake.

    Did you even read up on Thomas Hobbes and Adam Smith?
    Their Definition of liberal is diffrent from yours.

    Jesus Christ Glacky, you probably think the liberal democrat party of Britain is the same as America’s “liberal”Democrats.

  • illusive man

    Erebys said:
    I’m sorry. That’s one of the stupidest things I’ve read today. Liberalism was formed from the word liberal which is derived from the Latin word for freedom, liber.

    look up Classical Liberalism and compare it to modern “liberalism”.
    You will see that modern “liberalism” is less about freedom and more about control.

  • Barack Must Go

    illusive man said:
    Colbert stole that joke from Red Eye.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEmvbuZFlCk (fast forward to 9:40)

    Stephen Colbert is a joke stealing thief.
    He’s the Carlos Mencia of comedy based news shows.

    I guess that means we’ll be hearing this for a third time in next weeks Obama ” Death To America “, ” and Israel ” graduation commencement ceremony speech.

  • Glackin

    illusive man said:
    Did you even read up on Thomas Hobbes and Adam Smith?
    Their Definition of liberal is diffrent from yours.

    Jesus Christ Glacky, you probably think the liberal democrat party of Britain is the same as America’s “liberal”Democrats.

    You are the one claiming ownership and theft. Republicans used to have “Radical” attached to the front of their Party. I pointed out Hobbes and Smith were called “liberals” before “Libertarianism” appeared.
    Don’t be a sneek and try to tell me what I think.
    You have enough trouble telling us what you think.
    If you do.

  • illusive man

    Glackin said:
    You are the one claiming ownership and theft. Republicans used to have “Radical” attached to the front of their Party. I pointed out Hobbes and Smith were called “liberals” before “Libertarianism” appeared.Don’t be a sneek and try to tell me what I think.You have enough trouble telling us what you think.If you do.

    I can’t tell you what to think Glacky.
    But that’s because you don’t think.
    Look at what Hobbes and Smith stood for then compare it to classical liberalism.
    Then comapre that to libertarianism.
    THEY ARE THE SAME THING!
    And why is that?
    Because libertarians are the original liberals.
    Then you insane,statist wind up toys came and stole the name.
    Hence, modern “liberalism’ is the philosophy of the thief.

    Anybody with a brain knows this Glacky.
    But what can you expect from someone so gullible that his own mother can lie to him about being drafted and the little fool will eat it right up.

  • Glackin

    illusive man said:
    I can’t tell you what to think Glacky.
    But that’s because you don’t think.
    Look at what Hobbes and Smith stood for then compare it to classical liberalism.
    Then comapre that to libertarianism.
    THEY ARE THE SAME THING!
    And why is that?
    Because libertarians are the original liberals.
    Then you insane,statist wind up toys came and stole the name.
    Hence, modern “liberalism’ is the philosophy of the thief.

    Anybody with a brain knows this Glacky.
    But what can you expect from someone so gullible that his own mother can lie to him about being drafted and the little fool will eat it right up.

    There is NOTHING original about “libertarianism”, or your insults.
    One is the philosophy du jour of solipsists, winners of the sperm lottery, and idiots.
    The other is an old story told by one internet poster about another.
    I believed my mother. You believe Ayn Rand, and the Rand Paulists.
    I can live with my gullibility. It won’t destroy the country.

  • Girth Brick

    illusive man said:
    look up Classical Liberalism and compare it to modern “liberalism”.
    You will see that modern “liberalism” is less about freedom and more about control.

    And the Middle East is labeled Conservative where they have the least freedom – thus the need to “liberalize” countries like Iran and Saudi Arabia.

  • illusive man

    Glackin said:
    There is NOTHING original about “libertarianism”, or your insults.One is the philosophy du jour of solipsists, winners of the sperm lottery, and idiots.The other is an old story told by one internet poster about another.I believed my mother. You believe Ayn Rand, and the Rand Paulists.I can live with my gullibility. It won’t destroy the country.

    Modern “liberalism” is gullibility. And unless free thinking individuals stop it, “liberalism” will destroy America.

  • illusive man

    Girth Brick said:
    And the Middle East is labeled Conservative where they have the least freedom – thus the need to “liberalize” countries like Iran and Saudi Arabia.

    And just how do we “liberalize” Iran and Saudi Arabia, if you don’t mind my asking.
    Do we go Libya on there collective asses?
    That does seem to be the progressive thing to do lately.

    And just why in the world would we do that anyway?
    I thought Islam was a religion of peace.

  • im_lovin_it

    illusive man said:
    unless free thinking individuals stop it, “liberalism” will destroy America.

    *snicker*

    Right. Ever notice how everything is going to destroy America? Liberalism? The Tea Party? Fox News? George Soros? I hope the FBI is keeping an eye on all of these freedom-haters. Oh wait….the FBI is evil, too.

    The reason this country is in such a dump is we are all a bunch of arrogant, fat, lazy, ignorant, entitled motherf*ckers. Spending every waking moment trying to blame each other for all of America’s problems is what’s really going to destroy America.

    You should get away from Mass Effect and Mediaite for a little bit. Try and, you know…..live your life?

  • Wisco

    “Colbert stole that joke from Red Eye.”

    John Lithgow read a Gingrich press release on a show no one watches?

  • Wisco

    “Modern “liberalism” is gullibility. And unless free thinking individuals stop it, “liberalism” will destroy America.”

    You do know that “free thinking” means atheist, right?

  • illusive man

    im_lovin_it said:
    *snicker* Right. Ever notice how everything is going to destroy America? Liberalism? The Tea Party? Fox News? George Soros? I hope the FBI is keeping an eye on all of these freedom-haters. Oh wait….the FBI is evil, too. The reason this country is in such a dump is we are all a bunch of arrogant, fat, lazy, ignorant, entitled motherf*ckers. Spending every waking moment trying to blame each other for all of America’s problems is what’s really going to destroy America. You should get away from Mass Effect and Mediaite for a little bit. Try and, you know…..live your life?

    Glackin said:
    You believe Ayn Rand, and the Rand Paulists.
    I can live with my gullibility. It won’t destroy the country.

    Do you think Glacky is right when he said libertarianism will destroy America, im-lovin-it?
    I only ask because your criticism seems to be directed one way.
    Since you seem to be a fair person, I assume you simply missed his comment.

  • Glackin

    illusive man said:
    Modern “liberalism” is gullibility. And unless free thinking individuals stop it, “liberalism” will destroy America.

    “Libertarianism” is a pipe-dream. Until you find a deserted island and establish you’re own world, you are a leech on society.
    Supply your own water, food, shelter and sanitation. Build your own communications net. Then tell me about how libertarian you are. Modern libertarianism is inanity.

  • illusive man

    Wisco said:
    “Modern “liberalism” is gullibility. And unless free thinking individuals stop it, “liberalism” will destroy America.” You do know that “free thinking” means atheist, right?

    When you say free thinking = atheist, do you only mean “liberal” atheist’s?
    What about conservative atheist’s?
    Do they have a free mind?
    What about agnostic’s like me?
    Do people like me get to think freely?
    Or does that not fit in to your narrow definition of “free thinking”.

  • im_lovin_it

    illusive man said:
    Do you think Glacky is right when he said libertarianism will destroy America, im-lovin-it?
    I only ask because your criticism seems to be directed one way.
    Since you seem to be a fair person, I assume you simply missed his comment.

    Hahaha…..I missed it. I have no problems with Libertarianism. If I was a little more confident in our citizenry I would call myself one. I just don’t think laissez-faire economics would solve all of our financial problems.

    I think Rand Paul is a little over the top and I disagree with most of what he says. His little slavery diatribe the other day was particularly laughable. That said, I’m glad he’s at least trying to ask Obama what’s up with the freedom bombs. He had a pretty good interview on Anderson Cooper the other day.

  • Glackin

    Glackin said:
    “Libertarianism” is a pipe-dream. Until you find a deserted island and establish you’re own world.

    “your own world” mea culpa.

  • illusive man

    im_lovin_it said:
    Hahaha…..I missed it. I have no problems with Libertarianism. If I was a little more confident in our citizenry I would call myself one.

    If you don’t mind my asking, to who or what do you give your confidence to?

    The only people I can give my confidence to is my friends,family and the people of the town I live in.
    I can’t give it to corporations because thay only care about money and I can’t give it to the government because thay only care about control.
    That leaves very few people to give confidence to.
    And I only asked because I hope you didn’t give it to the wrong people, like the two listed above.

  • illusive man

    illusive man said:
    If you don’t mind my asking, to who or what do you give your confidence to? The only people I can give my confidence to is my friends,family and the people of the town I live in.I can’t give it to corporations because thay only care about money and I can’t give it to the government because thay only care about control.That leaves very few people to give confidence to.And I only asked because I hope you didn’t give it to the wrong people, like the two listed above.

    (They) not (thay)

  • illusive man

    Glackin said:
    “Libertarianism” is a pipe-dream. Until you find a deserted island and establish you’re own world, you are a leech on society.Supply your own water, food, shelter and sanitation. Build your own communications net. Then tell me about how libertarian you are. Modern libertarianism is inanity.

    Libertarianism promotes free enterprise (better known as Capitalism)
    Look at Hong Kong before china took over and tell me libertarianism won’t work.

  • Glackin

    illusive man said:
    Libertarianism promotes free enterprise (better known as Capitalism)
    Look at Hong Kong before china took over and tell me libertarianism won’t work.

    Buffoon? Baboon? Blithering idiot? What to choose?
    Hong Kong was one of the MOST corrupt places on the planet.
    It was the Mafia, the Black Hand and the Yakusa combined.
    They were in business that would make “Casablanca” blush.
    You could get ANYTHING for a price.
    If that is your dream, go to Bangkok, before they clean it up.
    It’s too late for Singapore, they’d hang you now.
    On second thought, try Singapore.

  • im_lovin_it

    illusive man said:
    If you don’t mind my asking, to who or what do you give your confidence to?

    The only people I can give my confidence to is my friends,family and the people of the town I live in.
    I can’t give it to corporations because thay only care about money and I can’t give it to the government because thay only care about control.
    That leaves very few people to give confidence to.
    And I only asked because I hope you didn’t give it to the wrong people, like the two listed above.

    Oh, it sounds like I’m pretty much the same. I just try and be an active citizen that’s charitable. I think the difference is that I think that if Americans at large didn’t take our democracy for granted we could have an effective and capable central government that tends to society’s needs that aren’t addressed verbatim in the Constitution. I agreed with Obama’s negative document argument. The problem with the Democratic party today is they just put on a pout face and act like they care. That said, they still haven’t made me furious enough to vote for the GOP except in pretty rare circumstances.

  • illusive man

    Glackin said:
    BR>It’s too late for Singapore, they’d hang you now.On second thought, try Singapore.

    I’m happy you survived your heart attack,really I am.

  • illusive man

    im_lovin_it said:
    Oh, it sounds like I’m pretty much the same. I just try and be an active citizen that’s charitable. I think the difference is that I think that if Americans at large didn’t take our democracy for granted we could have an effective and capable central government that tends to society’s needs that aren’t addressed verbatim in the Constitution. I agreed with Obama’s negative document argument. The problem with the Democratic party today is they just put on a pout face and act like they care. That said, they still haven’t made me furious enough to vote for the GOP except in pretty rare circumstances.

    That’s cool.
    But “effective and capable government” usually needs to be powerfull in order to properly function.
    Most of the time power will corrupt government like cancer will kill a prostate.
    And when a government becomes corrupt, historically, that means bad news for the people.
    So with respect, I will stick with a small constitutional republic over a large central government.

  • Glackin

    illusive man said:
    That’s cool.
    But “effective and capable government” usually needs to be powerfull in order to properly function.
    Most of the time power will corrupt government like cancer will kill a prostate.
    And when a government becomes corrupt, historically, that means bad news for the people.
    So with respect, I will stick with a small constitutional republic over a large central government.

    With respect, what are you willing to sacrifice? I know, Lord Acton said, “All power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.”
    BUT, the powerless are routinely overrun by the powerful.
    You are seeking Utopia. It is not going to occur.
    You can be a small constitutional republic if you are Lichtenstein.
    You can be Belgium, although I think that was a constitutional monarchy when Germany twice overran it.

  • Calvin

    No Red Eye clip where Andy Levy does the same thing?

  • Calvin

    Wonder why Stewart or Colbert didn’t take the same opportunity with Al Gore’s poem?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr-uO0y7Ow8

  • Alz

    Glackin said:
    Love to see yours, if you ever have one.
    Liberal ideas? Try anti-trust laws, the 40 hour week, child labor and education laws, Social Security, the Pure Food & Drug Act, Medicare, childhood immunization.
    Conservative ideas? Cut the above.

    Dummy, Western Civilization and especially the United States are Conservative. Under super Leftist systems, all of the things you mentioned would be impossible to pass.

    Also you forgot to mention that Social Security is a Poinzi scheme and Medicare is a disaster.

    You also left out how your liberalism has basically made the people in the inner cities slaves to liberals.

  • ElCapitanAmerica

    Lithgow’s reading is a 1000x funnier than the one from Red Eye, this is a classic bit. Just look at the way he says … “GINGRISH” … epic!

    What is wrong with Newt’s media guy, was he writing Rorschach fanfict?

  • Glackin

    Alz said:
    Dummy, Western Civilization and especially the United States are Conservative. Under super Leftist systems, all of the things you mentioned would be impossible to pass.
    Awesome claim! Your proof is…” “Super Leftist Systems?” WTF?

    Also you forgot to mention that Social Security is a Poinzi scheme and Medicare is a disaster.
    Social Security is an insurance plan without middleman profit.
    Medicare has 3% overhead. Private insurance gets 30%.

    You also left out how your liberalism has basically made the people in the inner cities slaves to liberals.

    Alz, your heroes took the jobs South, then East.
    You built your business on their backs, then took the profit and ran.
    You used workers, then abandoned them.
    Economically, you raped them.
    Then you left for cheaper labor.
    .Now, you want to say WE enslaved them?
    AFTER you ABANDONED them?
    God, I hope you DO have Alzheimer’s.
    It’s you’re only excuse.

  • Glackin

    Glackin said:
    It’s you’re only excuse.

    Sorry, “It’s your only excuse.”
    Lack of an edit function.
    And Lady Gaga.
    Mea Culpa.

  • werRu

    Alz said:
    It’s simply amazing how their entire approach to solving problems is to ridicule people rather than to present ideas or engage in debate.

    How simply you are amazed. And how quickly you forget who solves problems in this country.

  • Barack Must Go

    This would have been so much better if it were only funny…

  • mediadoubt

    illusive man said:
    Colbert stole that joke from Red Eye.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEmvbuZFlCk (fast forward to 9:40)

    Stephen Colbert is a joke stealing thief.
    He’s the Carlos Mencia of comedy based news shows.

    Andy Levy is no John Lithgow.

  • mediadoubt

    illusive man said:
    Modern “liberalism” is all about stealing.
    That’s why I call “liberalism” the philosophy of the thief.
    It all started when they stole the name liberal from libertarians and made it the perversion of “liberalism” that we all know today.

    So I don’t find it suprising at all that you took Carlos Mencia jr’s side on this, guy who is obsessed with pitching and catching but is better known as Glackin.

    I realize that facts just impede the forward progress of your cause (I wonder if that’s why you don’t get anywhere?) but the notion that liberals “stole” libertarians’ trademark is beyond ridiculous and verges on the pathetic. With which you are intimately associated.

    Just for yucks, here’s a little truth:

    From the Online Etymology Dictionary

    liberal (adj.) late 14c., from O.Fr. liberal “befitting free men, noble, generous,” from L. liberalis “noble, generous,” lit. “pertaining to a free man,” from liber “free,” from PIE base *leudheros (cf. Gk. eleutheros “free”), probably originally “belonging to the people” (though the precise semantic development is obscure), from *leudho- “people” (cf. O.C.S. ljudu, Lith. liaudis, O.E. leod, Ger. Leute “nation, people”). Earliest reference in English is to the liberal arts. Sense of “free in bestowing” is from late 14c. With a meaning “free from restraint in speech or action” (late 15c.) liberal was used 16c.-17c. as a term of reproach. It revived in a positive sense in the Enlightenment, with a meaning “free from prejudice, tolerant,” which emerged 1776-88. Purely in reference to political opinion, “tending in favor of freedom and democracy” it dates from c.1801, from Fr. libéral, originally applied in English by its opponents (often in French form and with suggestions of foreign lawlessness) to the party favorable to individual political freedoms. But also (especially in U.S. politics) tending to mean “favorable to government action to effect social change,” which seems at times to draw more from the religious sense of “free from prejudice in favor of traditional opinions and established institutions” (and thus open to new ideas and plans of reform), which dates from 1823.

    libertarian (noun) 1789, “one who holds the doctrine of free will” (opposed to necessitarian), from liberty (q.v.) on model of unitarian, etc. Political sense of “person advocating liberty in thought and conduct” is from 1878. U.S. Libertarian Party founded in Colorado, 1971.

  • mediadoubt

    Alz said:
    Not a Newt fan, but much less of a liberal fan. It’s simply amazing how their entire approach to solving problems is to ridicule people rather than to present ideas or engage in debate.

    A reasonable criticism if Colbert’s intent was to solve problems. However, that’s not what he does for a living. What he does for a living is deflate windbags in a very, very, very funny way.

    Now, I’ll be the first to agree that there’s a net social benefit to puncturing windbags, but it’s a pretty roundabout way to “solve problems.”

  • mediadoubt

    im_lovin_it said:
    *snicker*

    Right. Ever notice how everything is going to destroy America? Liberalism? The Tea Party? Fox News? George Soros? I hope the FBI is keeping an eye on all of these freedom-haters. Oh wait….the FBI is evil, too.

    The reason this country is in such a dump is we are all a bunch of arrogant, fat, lazy, ignorant, entitled motherf*ckers. Spending every waking moment trying to blame each other for all of America’s problems is what’s really going to destroy America.

    You should get away from Mass Effect and Mediaite for a little bit. Try and, you know…..live your life?

    You left out toe fungus. That shit’s definitely going to destroy America.

  • mediadoubt

    illusive man said:
    Libertarianism promotes free enterprise (better known as Capitalism)
    Look at Hong Kong before china took over and tell me libertarianism won’t work.

    I lived in Hong Kong for five years before the handover in 1998 and a year thereafter. It was in no way libertarian. Thought, behavior, the flow of money, social interactions, the obligations owed by the citizen to the state and by the individual to the family were intensely constrained by tradition and law. And that’s just a fraction of the millions of ways Hong Kong *wasn’t* libertarian.

    Perhap you think that the freedom enjoyed by the ultrarich of Hong Kong — indistinguishable from the ultrarich of Shanghai or the ultrarich of Macau (or New York City if you get right down to it) — to live beyond the law and enrich themselves fabulously at the expense of everbody else . . . perhaps you think that’s one of the definitions of “libertarianism.”

    But if you do, I seriously wonder if you are fit to judge the meaning of any world longer than two syllables.

  • mediadoubt

    Glackin said:
    Buffoon? Baboon? Blithering idiot? What to choose?
    Hong Kong was one of the MOST corrupt places on the planet.
    It was the Mafia, the Black Hand and the Yakusa combined.
    They were in business that would make “Casablanca” blush.
    You could get ANYTHING for a price.
    If that is your dream, go to Bangkok, before they clean it up.
    It’s too late for Singapore, they’d hang you now.
    On second thought, try Singapore.

    Well . . . that’s not precisely true. Illusory Man is dead wrong about Hong Kong being libertarian, but the rule of law (law that was a curious combination of British pettifoggery and Chinese bloody-mindedness) applied to 99% of the people. By the time of the handover, the triads had long been reduced to non-influential collections of mostly stupid petty criminals, and the bureaucracy and police force were admirably honest.

    The deals that took place among the top 1% largely escaped from view, and I don’t doubt for a moment that some very high crimes took place at that level. Just not enough to seriously destabilize or poison pre-handover Hong Kong.

  • Alz

    mediadoubt said:
    A reasonable criticism if Colbert’s intent was to solve problems. However, that’s not what he does for a living. What he does for a living is deflate windbags in a very, very, very funny way.

    Now, I’ll be the first to agree that there’s a net social benefit to puncturing windbags, but it’s a pretty roundabout way to “solve problems.”

    Colbert is just one of many whose approach is to ridicule. Plus, I know quite a few people who get almost all their news from Colbert, Maher and Stewart. These people are mostly incapable of having substantive conversations on problems because their thinking is so shallow from constantly listening to the comics.

  • mediadoubt

    Reports are that Newt’s campaign staff is in disarray too. Easy to believe, reading this incredibly overwrought piece of twaddle. Lithgow did justice to the overweening absurdity that’s at the center of Newt’s vision of himself.

    Yeah, I think the Newtster is toast. Too bad. He was almost as funny as Trump.

    At least we have the prospect of Bachmann and Palin to look forward to. If they don’t run, it’s going to be a much duller race.

  • Alz

    Glackin said:
    Alz, your heroes took the jobs South, then East.
    You built your business on their backs, then took the profit and ran.
    You used workers, then abandoned them.
    Economically, you raped them.
    Then you left for cheaper labor.
    .Now, you want to say WE enslaved them?
    AFTER you ABANDONED them?
    God, I hope you DO have Alzheimer’s.
    It’s you’re only excuse.

    Let’s focus in the inner cities – which are under total control of terrible liberals and have been for 50+ years.

    About all we can say about the RESULTS of your thinking is that there is a lot of hopelessness, despair and death.

    It’s vivid in my mind because I grew up on Chicago’s South Side. I still go there and I drive through Chicago’s West Side. You can’t blame Bush, you can’t blame Republicans, you can’t blame conservatism, but we ALL can blame liberals.

    The reason you guys won’t change course is because the hopelessness, despair and death is ACCEPTABLE to you people.

    I want to call it out and get people to work to undermine the liberals who find this acceptable. I call these areas liberal-torn and liberal-ravaged.

    Detroit is liberal-ravaged too. Everything you guys touch turns to crap and we need to stop it.

  • mediadoubt

    Alz said:
    Colbert is just one of many whose approach is to ridicule. Plus, I know quite a few people who get almost all their news from Colbert, Maher and Stewart. These people are mostly incapable of having substantive conversations on problems because their thinking is so shallow from constantly listening to the comics.

    You gotta change the circles you travel in. I realize that lots of people enjoy getting their news from Stewart because comedy eases the pain of what is turning out to be a very tough time for the human race, but I don’t know anyone who gets “almost all” their news from such sources. Frankly I don’t believe that’s true. College-age Stewartophiles (the group I think you’re talking about) also get mass quantities of information from the Internet and social networking — just not so much from the broadcast networks or leading cable news outlets.

  • mediadoubt

    Alz said:
    Let’s focus in the inner cities – which are under total control of terrible liberals and have been for 50+ years.

    About all we can say about the RESULTS of your thinking is that there is a lot of hopelessness, despair and death.

    It’s vivid in my mind because I grew up on Chicago’s South Side. I still go there and I drive through Chicago’s West Side. You can’t blame Bush, you can’t blame Republicans, you can’t blame conservatism, but we ALL can blame liberals.

    The reason you guys won’t change course is because the hopelessness, despair and death is ACCEPTABLE to you people.

    I want to call it out and get people to work to undermine the liberals who find this acceptable. I call these areas liberal-torn and liberal-ravaged.

    Detroit is liberal-ravaged too. Everything you guys touch turns to crap and we need to stop it.

    Don’t be so simpleminded. The decay of large rust belt cities is the result of a million different factors only some of which have to do with liberal govenrments. Overstating your case using strident, unsupported SHOUTING rhetoric doesn’t make you more credible. Quite the reverse.

  • jim bronson 990cc

    Alz said:
    Colbert is just one of many whose approach is to ridicule. Plus, I know quite a few people who get almost all their news from Colbert, Maher and Stewart. These people are mostly incapable of having substantive conversations on problems because their thinking is so shallow from constantly listening to the comics.

    Or you could simply be Newt and take all sides of the same issue.

  • Barack Must Go

    mediadoubt said:
    Reports are that Newt’s campaign staff is in disarray too. Easy to believe, reading this incredibly overwrought piece of twaddle. Lithgow did justice to the overweening absurdity that’s at the center of Newt’s vision of himself.

    Yeah, I think the Newtster is toast. Too bad. He was almost as funny as Trump.

    At least we have the prospect of Bachmann and Palin to look forward to. If they don’t run, it’s going to be a much duller race.

    Hey, what’s that godawful smell . . . . oh nevermind, I found it.

  • Barack Must Go

    mediadoubt said:
    Don’t be so simpleminded. The decay of large rust belt cities is the result of a million different factors only some of which have to do with liberal govenrments. Overstating your case using strident, unsupported SHOUTING rhetoric doesn’t make you more credible. Quite the reverse.

    In the inner cities across this country us ” real ” Americans see what barack obama’s amerika will look like for all of this countries citizens if we don ‘t send him back from whence he came in the next election.

  • Barack Must Go

    mediadoubt said:
    You gotta change the circles you travel in. I realize that lots of people enjoy getting their news from Stewart because comedy eases the pain of what is turning out to be a very tough time for the human race, but I don’t know anyone who gets “almost all” their news from such sources. Frankly I don’t believe that’s true. College-age Stewartophiles (the group I think you’re talking about) also get mass quantities of information from the Internet and social networking — just not so much from the broadcast networks or leading cable news outlets.

    Who the heck says ” Stewartophiles . . . . . oh nevermind…again.

  • mediadoubt

    Barack Must Go said:
    Hey, what’s that godawful smell . . . . oh nevermind, I found it.

    Burned toast, silly.

  • mediadoubt

    Barack Must Go said:
    In the inner cities across this country us ” real ” Americans see what barack obama’s amerika will look like for all of this countries citizens if we don ‘t send him back from whence he came in the next election.

    “In the inner cities across this country real Americans” are watching Dancing With The Stars.

  • Hugo Daun

    Alz said:
    I know quite a few people who get almost all their news from Colbert, Maher and Stewart.

    No surprise that the people with whom you associate are dummies…birds of a feather, dontcha know?

  • CarmanK

    I thought Lithgow’s performance was brilliant and I like the idea that Colbert could see the irony in the press release. Newt, the snake, is on an ego trip and it is interesting to see that even the wealthy repugs have limitations on how much money they will spend on losing. He only took in $35.00 for his campaign

  • tegeagent0007

    The response from the Newt Gingrich’s camp sounds something like Charlie Sheen might say, only in Shakesperean terms.

  • X-3

    Lithgow=no talent buffoon. He would NEVER have made it into acting had his father not bankrolled his agent.

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