WATCH: Aziz Anzari And Reggie Watts Sing About Feeding Cheese To Vegans

It’s a question as old as time itself: how do you get a hot vegan to fall in love with a animal byproduct-eater? We went browsing in our Internet Wayback Time Machine to answer this question, and found this funky duet between Aziz Ansari and Reggie Watts from Comedy Bang! Bang! to answer this riddle.

The short answer involves funky beats, Muenster cheese, and respectfully acknowledging one’s dietary ethics: “I agree with the vegan lifestyle on certain principles and health aspects,” Ansari croons. “But for real, don’t you miss eating cheese?”

The long answer is a sexy, sexy song, which you can listen to below.

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