WATCH: Anthony Bourdain Systematically Slams Guy Fieri’s Times Square Restaurant

Anthony Bourdain stopped by the Opie and Anthony Show on Sirius XM and tackled, of all hard-hitting topics, Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar, the new 600-seat restaurant from the mind of Guy Fieri, conveniently reviewed for us by Gael Greene!

Bourdain has some choice words for his BFF Guy. Among the list of sins:

• A reference to the restaurant as “The Terror-Dome.”
• Primarily frequented by “diners, drives and whatever, douchebags” whose preferred method of transportation is “waddling.”
• Guy “single handedly turned the neighborhood into the Ed Hardy district.”
• The food is over-priced.
• Guy “has set back spelling like two decades“…for the record, that was also pointed out by Gael.

Oh, and Tony also weighs in on @DadBoner’s Roadhouse 4 script, starring Fieri as Guy Cooler, which he may or may not have learned about through yours truly. Enjoy!

[Eater]

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