WATCH: Bobby Flay Manages To Cook A Burger With Sous Chef Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba isn’t totally useless in a kitchen! She follows directions well and has good instincts. Unfortunately, Bobby Flay could only remain in control of his Jimmy Kimmel Live perfect burger demo if he never looked directly at her. We get it. Her beauty blinds like the sun. Check out those guns. We bet her hair smells insanely delicious. You have our sympathies, B-Flay.

Check out his “crunchified” burger demo below.

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