Breakfast Tweets: In Search of ‘Michael Symo’

@chefsymon Your book can't even get comfy on the shelves at Target. pic.twitter.com/g7sEfWjKxC

— Connie S. Mendoza (@SnoopConnieCon) October 9, 2013

More like “wuv”:

“@bonnary: Romantic getaway courtesy of #TravelChannel. @bertkreischer @AdamRichman #TCnojetlag pic.twitter.com/hCceFUCeVU” Its love. Truly.

— Adam Richman (@AdamRichman) October 10, 2013

Pew pew pew:

Need an idea for a Halloween costume? Go as a laser beam that destroys the moon & then the moon falls into the ocean & then we all drown!

— Big Gay Ice Cream (@biggayicecream) October 10, 2013

Pete Wells, causing paradigm shifts in the art history game:

Chasing a rumor that the bird in Norman Rockwell's Freedom from Want is in fact a turkey vulture. This would be a game-changer.

— Pete Wells (@pete_wells) October 10, 2013

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