Monster GOP Candidate John Kasich Eats Pizza With Knife and Fork

When people said Ohio Governor John Kasich was a monster like the rest of the GOP candidates, I didn’t want to believe them. But the proof is in the pizza. Kasich visited Gino’s Pizza in Howard Beach, Queens today and committed the ultimate crime against my favorite food: he ate his pizza with a fork and a knife.

Has he completely forgotten the sh*tstorm that followed Mayor Bill DeBlasio‘s transgression? Has he no pride? No shame?

John Kasich just ate his pizza with a fork and knife pic.twitter.com/KQ0UXCoJjN

— GIF The News (@NowThisGIF) March 30, 2016

Of course, the Twitterverse reacted as you might expect:

Can’t vote for someone who eats pizza with a fork. Drop out @JohnKasich.
— S (@UCLAspencer44) March 30, 2016

@GretchenCarlson Before @JohnKasich ate his pizza with a fork, did he blot it with a napkin, too? Drop out, Kasich. You are so done.
— Randy Copher (@RevRandy1450) March 30, 2016

John Kasich ate pizza with a fork😂😂
— Sean O’Connor (@TheRealSeanDon1) March 30, 2016

We don’t like to get political, but we can’t say we disagree. Still, it may not be as bad as what GOP frontrunner Donald Trump does to his slices.

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