WATCH: Paula Deen Performs Sex Acts On An Eclair In Leaked Video

In a video leaked to the New York Post, Paula Deen says and does racy things that you never want to think about Paula Deen saying or doing. For instance: the words “stinky coochie” (in addition to the phrase, “My ass ain’t pretty no more!”) make it past a solid two minutes of bleeped expletives.

Much like a normal sex tape, the history behind the video includes a lawsuit: Deen originally made the dirty blooper reel for the Celebrity Chefs Tour, which would be used to introduce the chef during a nationwide tour of cooking segments. However, the tour rejected it. “It’s certainly not family content,” sniffed Gary Ravet, the tour’s president. Deen left the tour then sued him for $1.25 million for bouncing a check, and in return Ravet countersued her for breaching her contract.

The eclair also plans on suing Paula Deen for sexual assault.

Below, the paradigm-shifting video:

[NYP via Grub Street]

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