Paula Deen Is On A Boat (And You Can Go With Her!)

Yes, you too can be the T-Pain to Paula Deen’s Andy Samberg! The Butter Duchess announced today on Twitter that she and her family are organizing a special cruise around the Caribbean — and you can go with her, too!

Yes, The Paula Deen Cruise is a real thing that occurs yearly. In fact, this will be the fourth Paula Deen Cruise, and with prices starting at $1499 for double occupancy on the Royal Caribbean’s Mariner Of The Seas, you too will get to gallivant around the Mexican coastline on a boat! You’ll also get to eat dessert in your pajamas with Paula Deen, receive a personalized photo from Paula Deen, and watch the Super Bowl with Paula Deen. (The cruise runs from January 27 to February 3. “I love getting away in the dead of winter,” says Paula.)

Tickets are currently being sold on that website, right up there, and the cruise leaves from Galveston, TX. And hey, maybe if you’re extra extra careful, you can get a photo of Paula Deen eating things she shouldn’t be eating on her diabetes diet.

[Paula Deen Cruise]

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