WATCH: Dr. Clinton H. Watson and Benedict CumberSymon Solve Kitchen Mysteries

We don’t really know what’s going on here. And frankly, logical reasoning isn’t helping us in this scenario. Please just embrace the simple joys of today’s Sir Arthur Conan Doyle-themed “Kitchen Mysteries” segment on The Chew, and Michael Symon’s god-awful British accent. (For the record, we aren’t totally convinced that we shouldn’t be freezing our bulk coffee beans.)

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